the duck mouth completes it. if only i could ask her if she was saying ‘prunes’ while the photo was snapped.

I work in a marketing department. People object to stupid shit like this all the time, but they aren’t the bosses and the bosses make the decision. They love anything with a Jenner in it. Fucking people...

Do you think the tide is FINALLY turning and that after a few months of the Trump administration, people are sick of racist/sexist bullshit and FINALLY refusing to spend money on TV programs/movies that are sexist/racist, while movies/TV shows that promote women and diversity are finally becoming financially…

Sometimes, the free market actually works the way it is supposed to. This is one of those times. I have chosen to enjoy this moment by throwing my head back and laughing loudly.

“She should be Muslim”

Cutest thing in Philly was this young black woman selling candy at the protests with a sign that said “Black Candy Matters” - she had a little bit of everything! Even Charleston Chews, which are very under appreciated IMHO.

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

It baffles me that someone, MULTIPLE PEOPLE, get paid for these brilliant ideas. Not once in the process does any objection stop these ideas from moving forward into a full production.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

Which makes it even more awesome.

Fox fired Slater last month, claiming they “took the appropriate action in investigating and firing Ms. Slater within two weeks of this being brought to our attention”;

“No puppet! No puppet!”

That passage really scared me. That a network of true believers exercising such thought control on almost half the nation is disconcerting.

So why aren’t any of the characters manatees?

I was gonna be like, dude, her name is Karreuche Tran. But I didn’t want people coming at me to tell me Asian names mean nothing ie anime conversation part 496.

In further tragicomedy:

Fox is still filled with scum. Yet all of that network’s dumb-fuck viewers either don’t care or, likely, support what it stands for. Ailes is a particularly objectionable individual, of course no longer at Fox, and I can’t imagine how disgusting his advances are. Makes me wonder about successful Fox females. I’m…

Wait, why is even the idea “ugly?”

It’s actually fine for the costuming of female fictional characters to be more focused on character, location, and comedy, and less about avoiding what men perceive as ugly.

You have really never had your nails done by someone who is not Asian? I absolutely have, in both New Jersey and New York. So I’m betting it’s at least a possibility in Florida.