my conspiracy theory is that idris elba and t.swift are working together to bring down hiddleston to clear the way for elba bond.

But who would copulate with her? I mean, even the Prince of Darkness has standards.

There’s a putrid aura that surrounds her. The tomato I hurled suddenly stopped six inches from her face, was suspended in mid air for a moment, and then rapidly decomposed before my very eyes.

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

All she placed on the conveyor belt was a single bloody 24-ounce porterhouse. Wasn’t even wrapped in butcher’s paper or anything.

So did she go with the basket of hamsters this time or the usual bushel basket of grubs?

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

Children. One was a 17 year old girl! Can you imagine what her life has been? She will be a legal adult soon. Her childhood gone. Seriously, fuck those people and anyone who knew what was going on because believe me, people knew.

Yucca Valley / Joshua Tree / 29 Palms has its share of white-trash methiness (including on the Marine base) but it’s still much nicer than Victorville. If you really want to live in the high desert it’s probably one of the last good areas left.

The amount of Meth that flows through Victorville would terrify you. I had a buddy who spent some time working there as part of the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Narcotics Division and the experience almost caused him to quit. This is a war veteran who spent significant time working their Gangs and Drugs Taskforce…

High Desert: Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (Come see our poppy reserve!)

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

Victorville is a shithole. Was there for work last week and had to cut short filling my gas tank because I felt my personal safety was at risk at the station. It’s in the high desert where there’s lots of land and space to do whatever the fuck you want without people knowing. I know situations like this exist but it…

ugh on carpool karoke where she was like “i don’t really believe in [romantic] love anymore”

so a person that i work with has a friend who is friends with britney because their kids go to the same school. They allegedly went to britney’s house for thanksgiving and the feeling they got is that she is under really tight control and treated like a commodity around there...like shuttled from one thing to the next.

Kids passport pictures are sometimes useless. They are only good for 5 years. But kids change so much. A picture of a 1 year old infant really doesn’t help you identify a kindergartner. In fact no offense to the babies, but a lot of them look alike.

From what I read, this was a straight-shot flight with family on both ends. So if the flight got delayed, family comes back to get him. Why the family didn’t walk him straight up to the door of the plane though...

Probably after exhausting the subjects of farts, butts, super heroes, and pokemon, they proceeded to do a round of “Show me your passport and I’ll show you mine”. They liked each other’s passport better and shenanigans ensued.

This is how it see it too. Don’t they stick the kids together?

There’s some shenanigans going on here. Every time I see an unaccompanied minor on a flight, they have lanyard around their neck with their ticket and such. I think they even have a wristband. On an international flight, they’d have their passport too, right? So that’s 2 if not 3 layers of ID plus all the flight…