Thank you for your service. 

seems like this updated version should have a comment from the Blade, or at least a no comment from them.

I am a dedicated shower drinker of all types of beverages in all types of vessels, and I’m here to say that getting shower water in your drink is generally a non-issue. As long you aren’t holding it directly under the shower head, the amount of water that might get in there will be undetectable, and it’s not like…

Having a bunch of crazy shit go down on your beat and sharing that experience with other reporters on that beat is one of the more enjoyable and exciting feelings in journalism. Maybe some of them were a little overwrought (Toobin) but mostly these tweets just look like a bunch of people enthusiastic about their jobs.…

I was bored by this whole story, but now I know it only existed to bring this comment to life.

I dunno much about it, but salting your beer is def a thing. My mom has mentioned doing this when she was a teen, so maybe it’s a 70s move?

If there’s anybody with less credibility than Trump himself, it’s this lady. She’s a bottom feeder’s bottom feeder. She’s like if maggots could get ticks.

I bought these for my mom because I thought it would be funny.From her reaction when I gave them to her, there is a 100 percent chance she has never actually put one on her chickens.

This is bad, and plagiarism is poop, but Herwees is dead right about the amount of training editors bestow on journalism noobs. It’s been that way everywhere I’ve worked, and the industry just shrugs when you bitch about it. Everyone has small budgets and full schedules and hires kids cuz they work for nothing, and…

I full guffawed!

This is a bad bad take. 

There’s gotta be some kind of parody twist right? This can’t be a teen movie where a girl straight gets hot by having her jaw broken. I won’t believe that. 

Kinda goes along with number one, but I really like it when bars classify beers by IBUs.Drinking a super hoppy beer tastes to me like guzzling a bottle of perfume, and IBUs help keep me from accidentally finding myself in that situation.

I made that for dinner too!

The “maybe you should get hit by a car” lady rules.

I can like Carly Rae, Dashboard Confessional AND Robyn all together, ok?

I am a serial RPG flake- I love them and I start and restart them, but I always get distracted by some other shiny object and rarely finish one. Now I want to really wallow in Dragon Age and play through all three in a row. Any ideas how I can keep my head in the game(s)?

I am a dude, and I generally like beautiful ladies acting in an overtly sexy way.But in this video, the execution is bad. It is boring and repetitive, like the song. Naughtily suggesting someone has cum on their mouth is maybe a little titillating once, but this video beats the living hell out of that horse. The song…

I had never heard of this guy, and boy, he really exceeded my expectations. yowza.

A kid in my kindergarten class did that at the urinal, and everyone made fun of him, and he was the school weirdo for the rest of his life. He basically still is, and we are almost 40 now.