2002 Mercedes-Benz G550 $26k.

2007 Porsche Cayman S because even though it’s nearly 10 years old, no one will know it’s 10 years old.

It’s hard to beat a 2007-2008 Maserati Quattroporte with a proper ZF automatic transmission. Less than $30k for a car that originally stickered for over $110k, and still looks and sounds amazing nearly a decade later. As soon as I have the means, I will acquire one for myself. Here is a nice example:

I expect them everywhere these days, so that really says something.

And I agree, but that could have easily been boiled down to “4 double IPAs and Indian takeout from the place down the street.” The extra irrelevant detail to show how cool your food/beer taste is is the hipster-millenial kinda thing.

Beer snobs pop up where you least expect them.

I don’t think it’s what you ate and drank but more how specific you were about it.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard