Vehicles are a major and growing cause of deaths in the U.S. Never even mind more distantly related things like climate change; the design of American roads—and the size of vehicles we drive on them—is intrinsically dangerous. Also, the lack of a bench or even signage for a bus stop shows huge contempt for anyone who…

Huh.

So he refuses to cooperate with police (Given several fake names). Made threatening jesters to the group before he ran them over and then killed 8 of them.

See, shit like this is why I drink so much. Intentional or not, this, just, I need a drink.

Mix it with peroxide and it takes the skunk smell out of animal fur better than anything else. Sadly, I have first-hand knowledge of this. 

Angry robot chewing on a cigar with just a little sneer to its robotic lips.

I feel like there’s a lot of kink-shaming in this article.

Maybe I like the glugging.

Rates are up, Payments are up, and length of loan is up.

Change the headline and it’s a pretty good article as far as Jalopnik goes!

An informative article with a terrible headline.

It’s a common misconception that the M1 Abrams is a tank; it’s actually a self-propelled howitzer. The Army’s current main battle tank is the Ford M1918.

people who don’t understand military fuel insist on calling JP-8 “Jet Fuel” and while the JP stands for Jet Propellant due to outdated nomenclature, JP-8 is actually used in much larger volume by the Army as a ground vehicle fuel.

I had a dual-carb bike. The stupid thing I did to balance the carbs was get some gas hose, put it at the front of the carb and listen to the hiss as it ran. When the hiss sounded the same on both, they were good. 

Well, I suppose they’d have to hold a special election.

The answer is always Ronin. 

I would be surprised if it was less than 5000 lbs. I talked to some engineers about payload and tow ratings and in 9 cases out of 10, the payload rating is a target not a mechanical limitation.  I.e. if your research indicates that no one uses your vehicle to tow, you simple de-rate the capacity and save some weight…

See? This is what a fucking Comment of the Year looks like. You Sir, are a hero.

Now THAT’S a Jalop story!

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.