Holy shit, it's finally happened - some cops have let the power get to this heads, and they're acting like their own little Militia force, using guns wantonly on unarmed citizens, declaring a no-fly zone, and controlling the media.

Seriously? Over 10 pounds? FUCK HIM AND FUCK THE HORSE HIS MOTHER FORNICATED WITH TO PRODUCE HIM.

Michelle Obama is fat? WHA?

That's my handle when I spin records at clubs - DJ Torrent A Jesus.

Well, duh. It was obvious that the announcement was worded to fool people into thinking it was 100% XBO exclusive, with just enough legal wiggle room to not be a lie.

When Assassin's Creed Liberation got a port to PS3/PS4, they just altered/removed the levels that utilized the Vita-specific controls. So porting over Tearaway to the PS4 will probably involve changing a few things, or using the PS4's Touchpad like the one in back of the Vita.

Which is still better than no one buying a PS4 or FIFA/NBA for it.

Which it will make up for elsewhere. If I can share my PS4 library with my friends, they'll buy a PS4 as well. Plus they'll pay $50 a year for PS+, and buy their own games.

*yawn*

You call those sorry bangs "crispy"? In the 80's, all the girls had their hair hosed down with several cans of Aqua-Net until their hair sounded like aluminum siding in a hurricane.

I'm still waiting for the tell-all that dishes on the bloodthirsty rivalry between The Guys Next Door and Chip & Pepper.

The funny thing is, Night Trap wasn't originally developed for the Sega CD. It started as a demo called "Scene Of The Crime" for NEMO, a system that used VHS tapes instead of carts. Hasbro dumped a few million into the project, and the game footage was filmed in late 1987 along side Sewer Shark. The project made it as…

The headline actually had me thinking that he killed his cat by jacking it off to death.

You know you have a problem when even the Evangelicals throw you under the bus and distance themselves from you, instead of the usual "He sinned but we totally forgive him" deal.

It's a magic shiv, much like the magic bullet that shot JFK.

Good thing you commented, because my popcorn's flavor needed some perking up.

Go to jail. Do not pass go. Get stabbed in the throat with a hidden blade.

If I were this woman, I would have posted his real name, a few photos of his face, a list of his screen aliases, and his IP address all over Tumblr and Facebook.

If I were her, I'd have the police examine the crawlspaces in the walls, under the porch, the attic, and the tool shed.

I remember playing that game non-stop in the summer of 1998, along with Lufia II and FF VII. I need to look up a copy on eBay or Amazon.