Those asshole parents aren't going to be laughing when their kids dump them in a shitty nursing home in 20 or 30 years.

I know - that's why I mentioned that game...plus it was really shitty.

Ooh, I hope they offer Undertow and Fusion Frenzy 2 next!

I agree that the WiiU needs to go under $250, but $99 is pants-on-head ridiculous. $200 would be a nice fair amount, IMO.

Art imitates life imitates art.

It won't? The PS3 and 3DS didn't start to sell until they dropped from $600 and $250 to $250 and $180, respectively.

Bingo. The Wii only sold well because it was a case of "right place, right time". At the time when the Wii debuted, it was only $250 vs the $400 XBOX 360 and $600 PS3. The majority of people buying the Wii were parents or grandparents who wanted a cheap system with cheap $20 games (and blissfully unaware of how shitty…

Sony sold their PS3 at a huge loss, and it paid off in the long run. What's better: selling 100,000 systems at $300 AND 100,000 people buying your games from the clearance bin for $20, or selling 1 million systems at $100 AND having 1 million people buying your games at @$50 each?

That's the silver lining here - the IRS is going to take a nice chunk of that money, and the lawyers he owes $2.5 million will take the rest.

Here's the original draft of George's letter:

That's the main problem with all these people pushing "INNOVATION!". It's just innovation for the sake of innovation or to claim it automatically makes something better. Innovation that takes away from the experience rather than add to it means jack shit. See ROB, the Power Glove, Activator, and Virtual Boy for…

Here's a helpful command you can issue to your XBO: "XBOX ONE, apply Preparation H!"

Yes, and the SNES was just a "simple upgrade" from the NES. Same with the Genesis - it was just a "simple upgrade" of the Master System. And how about that Game Boy Advance? Just a "simple upgrade". Gosh, did those systems just totally suck, or what?

They announced a fourth UC for the PS4.

20 years ago, if I told my friends that there would be games with both Sonic and Mario in it, they would have called a psych ward to have me evaluated.

Probably because if he made both and tried to swing them around like Kratos does, someone would lose their arms or a head.

I Plat'd every AC except IV (halfway done though) and Brotherhood. I'm one troph short of the Plat on Brotherhood, which is the "get to level 50 on MP", and I made it as far as level 35 before people stopped participating in that game online.

Terminator Salvation is another trophy whore's dream. All the awards are Gold, it's fairly short, and it can be frustrating in spots, but still beatable with some patience.

I've been playing the PS3 heavily since 2008, and I'm only at LV 30. To reach LV 100 in 7 years (assuming he's been doing this since the PS3 came out in 2006) without "help" sounds highly suspect. That, or he sits on a toilet 24/7 and is hooked up to an IV so he can devote less time to eating and shitting and spend…

If this story gets turned into a movie, here's some possible titles: