Way to keep reinforcing the "cheerleaders are dumb" stereotype, coach.

You forgot INNOVATION! Kinect 2.0 is going to INNOVATE the shit out of us!

Looks like Gabe's either trolling the fans again, or he knows this is the only thing that will get people to buy the Steambox.

I contributed to this because I truly do want another Mega Man game, and until Capcom wakes the fuck up, this is as close as it gets to having a new MM game. As for Inafune, making money from this isn't a negative point. Dude has to pay the rent like the rest of us. That doesn't mean he isn't doing this for the love…

Two words: Hannah Montana

But you can't truly call yourself a hardcore gamer until you've helped Billy Ray Cyrus paint the barn and picked out the right outfit for Miley to wear to the square dance!

Considering how most GOP buttmunches failed to grasp the irony of Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham to rail against the ACA (or the double irony of Canadian-born Cruz whining about socialised medicine), i'm sure that factoid also whooshed right over their pointy little heads.

Thank goodness the Founding Fathers had the foresight to make the Bill of Rights super-absorbent and added wings to keep it from bunching up.

Oh - good eye! I totally missed that. JW's don't worship religious icons like the Crucifix.

Oh - good eye! I totally missed that. JW's don't worship religious icons like the Crucifix.

DA FUQ? That looks like the love child of Spongebob Squarepants and Cousin Itt from the Addams Family.

So much THIS and THAT. I don't get why so many people eagerly line up to metaphorically suck his dick.

That's how I was able to get the trophy for beating the game with less than 3 deaths on Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow HD - by saving the game on a removable flash drive at certain points, then loading a save from the drive instead of the internal drive when I died.

That's how I was able to get the trophy for beating the game with less than 3 deaths on Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow HD - by saving the game on a removable flash drive at certain points, then loading a save from the drive instead of the internal drive when I died.

The jokes in the episode were forced and weak. Alec Baldwin's rantings about "pussy sandwiches" was the only bright spot an otherwise lame episode.

I'm surprised that after getting the facts straight on others cults like Scientology and Mormonism, Matt and Trey completely dropped the ball on the JW's. The Witnesses on the show both talked about going to Hell when you die and recited the Pledge before the flag. JW's don't believe in Hell (just eternal death), and…

The Last Guardian, FF XV, and KH III: Long after I'm dead.

She's Miss World...somebody kill her.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be off? Go back to faking leprosy or ovarian cancer before your bosses see this!

I don't know about about Katy Perry, but I bet Gaben would be up for a titty-fuck.