Eating salad with a spoon is even more frustrating than eating it with a fork. No, if you want to go truly next-level, you need to eat it with chopsticks.

I feel like I’ve mostly seen this movie before.

So, not trying to be TOO big of a smartass, but it’s not like this hasn’t happened a lot before. Deep Impact/Armageddon, even The Prestige/The Illusionist...

Makes the “silent but deadly” pretty ironic...

I have Twilight Zone 1980's edition on DVD, and now I really really want to binge watch all of it over the weekend.

It’s been so long since I’ve watched this series that I don’t remember many of the episodes.  It’s really difficult to pick a top 5 or top 10 list, but I do know my absolute favorite was “Gramma”.  It was creepy as hell, especially to a 12-year old.  To this day the Gramma chanting “tea! tea! tea!” is a running joke…

please don’t suck please don’t suck please don’t suck please don’t suck please don’t suck

In retrospect I believe the underwhelming marketing was on purpose. They wanted The Matrix to be unknown, to be a shock. And man was it. My wife and I went to see it on a whim, having no idea what it was about other than it was sci-fi. We both walked out completely blown away. In fact it’s the only movie we’ve ever…

No Ewoks, no Jar-Jar, no Jake Lloyd, and not a ton of Padme either. And I might be wrong but I saw no Poe Dameron except for a brief clip of him in the X-wing.

There are many good reveals, but none better than this one.

I’ve been on Amtraks and I’ll just say that a cardboard box isn’t -that- much of a downgrade from their standard toilets.  Especially once the train’s been on the rails for 8-10 hours.  The bathrooms become positively disgusting.

Same 3-3-2-2 for a charcoal grill?

Man, Netflix is KILLING it with original and interesting ideas lately.

First: I echo what everyone’s saying about the faces, and I’ve thought this since seeing the first trailer/teaser. They’re unnerving. I understand you HAVE to anthropomorphize them somewhat in order to get the mouth movements to match the words, but it’s just too much. Especially the eyes.

It would take thousands, if not millions, of years for the planet to collapse back down into a smaller sphere.  Assuming that the remaining 3/4 would have remained intact in the first place, which itself is roughly 0% probable.

My favorite song from Moonlighting was “Blue Moon”, but I have no idea if it made the soundtrack or not.

I’ve never watched Twin Peaks (it’s a giant gaping hole in my sci-fi cred) but the soundtrack is one of my all-time favorite albums. I listened to it constantly as a teen/young adult. It’s a fantastic road trip album, too.

At first I was excited to see Sinbad in the trailer and then realized that’s NEIL DEGRASSE EFFING TYSON. And then it got better. Dee Snider? The Wilhelm Scream? This movie has EVERYTHING.

“Even in this metric age, it was still the thousand-foot telescope, not the three-hundred-metre one....” 

The rest of the world enjoys watching white people being eaten by something beyond their ability to control.  They understand the metaphor.