If I played this game, I would have gone with Alan. Despite the different spelling.

Jim Boeheim, college basketball's biggest douche.

When I think of Marquette, I think of Marquette, MI - which is the home of Northern Michigan University, not Marquette University. It usually takes me another few minutes to remember Marquette is in Wisconsin. It IS in Wisconsin, right?

All those who are shocked by the NFL's blatant hypocrisy, raise your hand. Or given the situation, maybe just raise a finger.

Chelsea Handler isn't racist any more than Lisa Lampanelli is racist. It's shock comedy. She knows exactly what she's doing. Love her or hate her, Handler is a brilliant self-promoter.

INTERNET RACISTS TO BATTLE STATIONS...I REPEAT...ALL INTERNET RACISTS TO BATTLE STATIONS...THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I think Kanye's a jackass, but I still listen to his music and appreciate him for the musical genius that he is. Doesn't mean I have to want to hang out with the guy.

Erin didn't look terrified to me. Gobsmacked, yes. Terrified, not hardly. This is the same Erin Andrews that basically called out a fan in the stands and publicly invited him to come down to her level and get the sh*t kicked out of him. I have no doubt she's not afraid of any athlete. But she was definitely NOT…

I have told every expectant new parent the same thing: nothing I can say, do, or advise can possibly prepare you for what is about to happen to you. The first 6-7 weeks will be the most difficult thing that you have ever experienced, and they will feel like 10 eternities stacked on top of each other. Hang in there…

We've got 3 boys and found that the transition from 1 kid to 2 kids is a Sunday walk in the park compared to going from 2 to 3. When you have to switch from man-to-man defense to zone defense, things get exhausting very fast. Having 2 kids was challenging but manageable for us. Having 3 kids is overwhelming much of…

You won't believe what happens next when this hockey player and his fan meet! Just click here to see this 8-minute video with 3 minutes of advertisements and 2 in-line splash ads.

One of the contestants in the same game at the ACC Championship game did something similar—she was using a basketball-style chest pass to launch the balls. It was working for a while, but eventually she lost her accuracy and couldn't catch up. The way she was chucking the ball was what caught my attention, though.

Probably TMI, but this has happened to me. It sounds like what you'd hear if you were ripping velcro open. It is very painful, and there is bruising, and there are several days of tenderness. Fortunately my case must have been pretty mild because I didn't seek treatment for it and it healed itself over the course…

I watched this performance from the stands (in fact if the video was blown up enough, you could probably even see me in the top-left corner of the screen) and it was pretty darn cool.

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I was in marching band for 8 years and pulling off that kind of show is exceedingly difficult. To learn and perform that drill with such high quality in the span of one week is absolutely mind-blowing. I wonder how many hours a week they practice—it has to be about 3 hours a day.

Please don't lump all South Carolinians into the group that fought to have the Confederate Battle Flag atop the statehouse dome. There are many, many of us who wanted it removed and were thrilled when it finally happened.

My first younger brother is the result of a failed IUD in '74. So yep.

I love how half of Virginia is dominated by Dallas fans (Hail to the who?). I was also surprised to see Dallas fans in concentrated pockets of NC and SC. Even more surprising was how much of my native SC is Steelers territory; and I'm very happy to see that only one county in SC goes to the hated Falcons.

My religion, which is not a radical fringe religion by any means, forbids consumption of alcohol of any kind or quantity. Whether one follows that prohibition is largely a personal decision (I used cooking sherry in a dish just a few days ago, for example) but the law itself is written very clearly. Most people who…