Don’t worry. The Chargers are going to get the full Hollywood treatment:

San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.

I want to say Stockholm Syndrome, but Stockholm is at least a pleasant place to live.

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.