A Super Nintendo Chalmers article?!? Posted at this time of year?!?! Posted at this time of day!?!? In this part of the internet?!?! Localized entirely in Kotaku?!?

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

Because our neighbor had cancer, and didn’t like her.

Congress’ Christmas present to the U.S. - fucking cooperating for a change.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

I seriously got into an argument with a gun nut and I was commenting with facts about guns and he was responding “that’s just your northern beliefs, we in the south have different beliefs.” and it was the most frustrating thing in the world.

I feel like he’s more “Yahoo comments section given sentience and form through Frankenstein style experimentation”.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

People not voting or voting against their own self-interests? Extreme aversion to raising taxes?

No, you are getting free college because you are GOOD at football. Quid-pro-quo conditions of performance would be called a “wage” in the parlance of our times, and of course we can’t have that.

Religion. We have too much religion.

George Carlin said “ pro-life is anti-woman” and that is a true description of the movement,

I really dislike these “pro-life is pro-women” posters. I do not think anything could be farther from the truth.

Keep in mind hijacking GFaqs polls is nothing new. The L-Block from Tetris once won the Character Battle contest .

The tears are so salty. I vote for Undertale not because I think it’s the greatest game of all time, but because I don’t think Final Fantasy 7 and Zelda:OOT are the greatest games either.

“This sort of reinforces my theory that the prequels aren’t necessarily irredeemable”

Obviously this is much better than them not voting before, but my god am I happy I was not born a Saudi woman.

I am just going to say that Tomonobu Itagaki is the John Romero of the East.