Have you insulted any out-of-place looking old men or women in the past month

Because people like Safe Minds are thinly-veiled eugenics advocates who would rather risk millions of their own dying than allow people they see as inferior to live.

I think The Other 48?

“Both Funimation and fans of Attack on Titan have been waiting for the day when the live action movie would open in theaters in the U.S.”

Ok I'm a blotter and she seriously sounds like a douchenozzle

Kate Dries? More like Kate Gives-Too-Much-of-a-Shit-About-That-Guy-Who-Dries-His-Pizza...

I told my (extremely apolitical) mom about this, and she said, and I quote:

I think those other two symbols are related to Amiibo Festival. Like, the cards might let you move a certain number of spaces or even work as characters!

So, how do you feel about Mrs. Pac-Man, which was arguably the better game despite being unlicensed? Or Giana Sisters?

Don’t go knocking Humongous. That shit was dark.

“You might’ve violated some California laws. Good thing we don’t live in California.”

Ain’t no payment high enough

Eh, i’d say the crazies have moved on to other things.

Dammit, Tiny Mighty Heroes Unite, stop using my name or i’ll have to sue!

I take it you had issues with the dialogue-to-gameplay ratio? Visual novels are like that.

Yeah, that’s pretty close.

Dude, Iwata was the CEO of HAL for years, and spent a lot of time as an exec for Nintendo before becoming president. I’d say their business-mindedness levels are about equal.

People like Mary Mitchell and Phyllis Schlafly confuse me. I mean, what kind of shriveled craisin-brain does it take to fight against something you stand to benefit from?

“Boy, when you pick a lost cause, you really commit!”