Race to Escape was fun, except the last episode which had some real dummies. I had no idea these were a thing.

Upvoted for mentioning one of my favorite holiday movies.

Said the white rabbit.

I can't remember the wording, but it was going for abrupt rather than honest.

Matt's a little intense, but he is a very classy gentleman.

No one has a Jeopardy cake but Trebek! Revenge!

He obviously has not been married long enough to know better than to voice that on TV.

I don't know if Alex's eye-rolling when another contestant gets a DD is a put-on or not, but he is not an enjoyable contestant to watch. The Mattenator is a delight. I loved "What is Curt?"

At least 100 pages were about dancing with Sadie, so there's some room right there.

I missed it, is his brother also named Matt? Why else would his brother's friend not know it wasn't him on Jeopardy?

They both maintain excellent board control, and rarely answer incorrectly. I think the final is all going to come down to buzzer speed, and keeping board control in order to get DDs.

I like that the TOC contestants are more comfortable with Trebek, and Brennan corrected him immediately.

I loved Dinner & A Movie. Paul and Annabelle getting on each other's nerves, Chef Claude's general punny awesomeness. It was like a dinner party in hell, populated by people I wanted to hang out with.

Better than in your teeth. I'll show myself out.

I just made a mix tape with "Bean and Cornbread" followed by Brak singing "I Love Beans." The 90s are still alive!

There's some bubble wrap on my garage floor, and I think of Hal when I don't pick it up.

Did you just call my wife wide load?!

I assumed there was another Bernie Madoff-level dissipation of celebrity wealth, and all of these actors had to boost their bank accounts again.

Of course, but the TOC is the place to bust those out. I don't tune in this week to feel smart.

I said Dylan, then Baez, then realized I don't know enough about Oklahoma.