Presumably the 86-year-old Johnson, as the largest single shareholder, could whip enough voting stock to keep Baer out if he so chose, but Baer has been Johnson’s faithful frontman/on-site representative since he bought up enough stock after the deaths of his business partner Harmon Burns and then Burns’s wife Sue in…

Take my life, please

But the boat is registered overseas and probably to some shell corporation. How would you even value it as part of his “wealth”? seriously, this will just increase the amount of money stored overseas. Why buy a big apartment or house anywhere in the US? You’ll pay an additional 3% on it each year?

That whole Britspeak paragraph makes no sense.  

Your first and last sentences directly contradict each other.

He saw an opening and had to shoot his shot, he didn’t care what everyone else was going to think.

Witten and McFarland are harmless dopes. I like it when they disagree and continue as the game moves on. It’s like they’re with you at the bar.

Is this the same Kobe Bryant that raped that woman in Colorado?

To be clear: Yes, Hunt committed assault, not domestic abuse. But, the Jovan Belcher murder/suicide absolutely informed the actions of the Chiefs. Both can be true.

Christ, this is like trying to vote for which Legion of Doom member has the most repressed sexuality. 

Wow, scorching hot take there, my dude. Surely you are the first person in ALL THE INTERNET to be annoyed that an athlete makes more money than you and therefore shouldn’t be bothered by having to pay $25,000 for anything.

“Optically safe,” in this case, means “less likely to have their eyes plucked out by Saudi torturers.”

Although, I am surprised that John Elway made this move, I am also aware that the cars for sale at John Elway Toyota’s Year End Toyotathon is coming up, and those cars don’t detail themselves.

So you’re saying the gas and oil industry is backing a particular horse in this race?

I have absolutely no frame of reference to think Eli is a diva, or that he has the disposition to be some kind of behind-the-scenes manipulator, which is why he’s been a career San Diego Charger.

Well, sometimes you just freeze.  Like (just for an example) when you’re trapped in a hotel room in Eagle, Colorado, terrified for your life.

He did win Overly Defensive Player of the Year, though.

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

Nathan Peterman

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!