Where the fuck did my cellphone go?!?

“We can present it in a way that builds that confidence, builds that trust”

Basically this, but I managed to make it to the hallway first

“I suspected my plug wires so I grabbed a multimeter and checked the resistances and determined they were a bit crusty so I got new ones.”

What’s dooming me, really, is time and weather. And also the unknown.

I’ve got two months to fix this thing in ice-cold temps, and who knows if I even have a functioning trans? Also, my 4x4 doesn’t work!

Lots of stuff to iron out. First step, though, is to figure out how to limp this into my garage.

I think you mean “Signed”

Owner of the car here, the seam welding was one of the biggest improvements to the cars handling characteristic, and it took all of 30 minutes and some steel elbows along the edge of the underbody on both sides.

It should be noted that, to our knowledge, no pure fusion devices exist. Very few pure fission devices exist either. Fusion boosting makes sense, in that it allows for less fissionable material per yield, but also the adjustment of yield depending on mission (so-called dial-a-yield).

I’m not here for the cars, I’m here to defend the poor blobfish. Did you know at the pressures where they normally reside, they’re actually quite normal looking? It’s only when they’re dragged up to our atmospheric pressure that they fall apart and look ugly...

Rippon should skate to “Baby Got Back” in the Olympics.

I wouldn’t bet on you being stronger either. Most of these dudes vertical jumping ability is pretty great.

Cross-post to Jezebel in 3...2...1...

I had a benteke, then got a mane, this year was a rushie, and after the game yesterday ordered a VVD kit

From Neymar transfers and selling more merch than Logan Paul.

Deadspin’s really going all in on the figure skating stuff which I didn’t really get at first but the more I think about it, what with no meaningful hockey and everything, I’m probably going to find this stuff invaluable come Olympic time.

Get a Lazar Markovic jersey please?

As a Liverpool fan, I have come to realize that I need to stop buying jerseys, because I apparently have complete control over their outgoing transfers. I bought a Suarez jersey in Winter of 2013, and he was sold the next Summer. I bought my wife a Gerrard jersey, and he transferred to LA Galaxy after that year. I…

As a Liverpool fan I can only thank Coutinho for his years of service and for being so good that Liverpool sold him at a 130mil profit (give or take a few mil, but who’s counting?). Good luck at Barca. Now let’s get Thomas Lemar in.

These FE’ers are def crazy.