Yeah, nothing better than abandoning our principles for political victories! No way that will lead to more underhanded people entering the democratic party and trying to develop power for themselves while also souring our political message!

Cute wedding hashtags: the latest in a long line of things I scorn for no reason.

Make America Great With Child Again.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

It is not the fault of the Subway corporation that she married him.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

I’m sorry about your experience; as a public employee, I often resent that I only get what little the law guarantees me. That said, this is nonsense:

I made nothing but “Hamilton” references during a board meeting. For two hours, I was only allowed to speak lines from Hamilton.

I generally think demanding that high school teachers protect the delicate ears of their students is laughable (many of my best high school teachers could only go about 1.5 periods without swearing and “it’s debate not masturbate” is the best thing I’ve heard all day), but this woman didn’t just swear, she went…

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

Gail Sheehy? Holy crap. I hope she can write often for Jezebel—she is a towering figure.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

Right. This is her exact quote about it from the Nerdist podcast. She doesn’t say it wasn’t him but she EXPLICITLY takes Jez to task for setting the internet mob on it.

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

I shared an office with Chad. Chad was pretty sure the number of handguns in the US was why the US has not had any recent land invasions. Chad gonna Chad.

He looks like his name should be Chad. I'm just going to call him Chad. Fuck you, Chad.