It makes me First Degree Murdery. My aunt was married to a guy who is still doing time for kiddie porn (he was grooming his daughter in the process as well.) I hate him. I mean I genuinely hate him in that I want him dead. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire, shit, I’d make s’mores I hate him so. When he finally…

“Who do you admire most in the world and why? Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.

This will ensure any woman who considers reporting a sexual assault remains in her terrified silence for all eternity.

Seth Woken

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Yes.

Good.

At the end of the day, there is one distinct fact in there that I do believe, and that is: “men who are too handsome are problematic.” This is PURE SCIENCE. I challenge anyone on this earth to point out a too-handsome man who has never caused shenanigans.

Prom 2001 here. Yep, It was frosted eyeshadows, chunky heels and frosty matching dresses in pastels.

I might be wrong, but it sounds to me like you’re not Muslim, you’re not Mexican, you’re not black, not a journalist, not any of the other groups who are directly in Trump’s crosshairs. Since your life won't really change, you have the luxury of sitting this one out even if it means President Trump. Sorry America!

BIRDIE SANDERS.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Well at least now her wedding won’t be spoiled for you

Dear Bride,

Birth control should be fucking free, period.

Yes! He was always the ugliest growing up, and now he’s the one I would be most likely to bang. Just a feel-good story all around.

I propose that if we only get her once a week, than each episode should be an hour long. The only problem with her show is that it is ends far too soon.

Watching her last night I finally had the feeling like yes we have a late night host who is skewering everyone who deserves it. When she read the feminist rule book and just said fuck it and destroyed her. John Oliver is great and fantastic at his job, but Sam Bee has that anger that we all feel hearing this type of…

is it just me or does meghan trainor looks like ted cruz