Why? They had the presidential race closer than most and got roasted for it, because you people are fucking stupid.

“what are you owed”

D.E.N.N.I.S. System or gtfo

it will in fact not be interesting at all. Youre just looking for a new thing to bitch about

“Hey you meanies, dont make public those very real emails.”

when you say “OP” youre referring to the guy that made the crack about people from boston having funny accents? Youre saying thats his joke that he made up just now?

where I grew up we called a comment like your second one “a complete ripoff of every boston joke on this entire website, and it’s been made 1,000,000,000 times” because that’s what your joke was. Then youre taking it a step further by passing it off as an original and getting mad at someone “copying” you.

ranked 7th? Wow, a true redemption story! Let the healing begin for the true victims in all this, the PSU football fans.

538: “im going to roll this dice, the chance it comes up between 3-6 is 66.6%, making it more likely than a 1 or 2 coming up”

youre so fuckin edgy. you belong here

so edgy. everyone did and 538 actually gave trump a better chance than anyone else did.

so funny, esp given that 538 was the only reputable site that gave trump a chance and they took a lot of shit for that.

“we”

dont forget, the real victim of the Sandusky case was the penn state football team and its fans.

Due dates are known, the delivery date is a guess. I can be a pedantic bitch too.

nobody respects elementary school bullies as much as me. Nobody, believe me.

this “counterpoint: edgy response” thing needs to go away

“blah bah this is trumps fault”

I drive a ford, the waiting room at the service center and/or waiting at the bus stop is much more boring than driving a toyota.

you know you can stop reading when the first sentence has “so I was like hella at coachella”