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Groucho's Fake Moustache
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If the network is being overloaded, it’s because they have the bare minimum equipment for an area, and is generally piss poor planning. If part of that is because they’re subletting bandwidth to other companies, not my problem. Yeah yeah, shareholders, profit, horseshit. Doesn’t look like they’re going broke anytime

Well, they’re a peninsula, so more like a Dickbutt.

If they fit you like saran wrap, you *might* be wearing a size too small. Just saying. I mean... to each their own, but you may want to at least try a different size or brand. Or maybe some powder to prevent gluey junk.

He’s had the hots for her ever since he saw Exit to Eden, and he doesn’t seem to understand why she keeps turning him down.

Well, if the baseball thing continues to not work out for him, he’s always got a future in live action as Barney Rubble.

Vote DumpsterFire2016! - “No matter what, a dumpster fire is better than our other options.”

I can’t get past the fact that he looks like Joe Dirt and adult Macaulay Culkin had a love child.

Bear sidles up next to me and squats a little...

I wasn’t saying that it was a bad sub-blog, it’s interesting to me. I was making a thinly veiled Fight Club reference. Or, alternatively, not as thinly veiled as I thought. LOL

Probably because no one talked about it. ;)

Man... There’s always that one guy that parks like an asshole.

In his defense, he was probably squinting...

There has been some interest from a third party, but when asked he refused comment.

This harkens back to the days of olde, when biological warfare was invented... the catapults flinging disease-ridden bodies at enemies to decimate their ranks. We have finally come full circle.

This episode absolutely gutted me. I had a ‘John Coffey in the Green Mile’ moment watching this (even though this came first.) Onions / dusty / yada yada.... fuck that, I was bawling like a baby.

Idk, Mike Shinoda seems like a pretty decent guy. ;)

I have some conservative “friends” that spout off about the bias in mainstream media, then proceed to link articles from Breitbart and talk about conspiracies and their Libertarian candidates. The irony was not lost on me. [Filed in the too dumb / crazy to argue with category.]

“Amateur!” - Draymond Green

I don’t disagree with that at all. I’m actually former law enforcement myself.

Yeah, because if he was a schmuck making $28,000 a year it would get lots of attention in the media. He’s not doing it for himself, he’s doing it for people that can’t speak for themselves, because no one would listen. The douchebags are the anonymous billionaires talking shit about him. If they had 1/4 of the guts of