As a childless adult, I consider my life to be far more personally satisfying than most breeders I know.

She does not sounds fun.

I feel like Airplane Shower Lady is one of those people who would have a constant, low-intensity mental breakdown over the course of 3 days if she knew that we’re all covered in fecal coliforms 24/7.

20 blocks and 10 steals for the Warriors, and 15 blocks and 15 steals for the Bulls near the end of the 3rd quarter.

Underrated: Jordan’s (and Pippen’s) ability to go hard on defense and have gas left to go hard on offense too. I don’t see Curry/Durant/Thompson doing that.

That Bulls team was so complete and one thing people forget about MJ is just how good he was at defense. Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman could wreck havoc against Curry, Thompson, and Durant.

That last sentence negates everything else you said

That would run against the agenda deadspin is pushing

I’d rather have a rich and famous older woman give masturbate herself with my hand then fuck me than be accused of rape. Gotta be one guy out here who feels the same....?

Shoot him a text. Just on the off chance he isn’t.

Chris Bosh Declared Extinct Day After Trump Withdraws From Climate Accords

Cooler near the lake.

Masturbation is healthy!

This truly is a mystery. And like any good mystery, the butler did it.

I mean if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, etc...Sherman has been an asshole since day 1. It’s totally his right to be one, but let’s call it what it is.

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

I made no statement relative to it’s moral qualification; just wanted to correct your misrepresentation.

I stand by my assertion here. His game calling with Flip Caray during the Cubs’ Dusty Baker era was heroic.

So your wife is in charge of hiring and she chose at least 8 vegans to be around? How much of a masochist is she?

I read the article and your comment. And then I responded to your comment explaining why I disagreed with some of what you said. If you don’t actually have a valid response to my comment, it’s no need to start cursing and insulting me.