Because you can boil them to make tea.

Are you a weekend rec league ref?

For refusing the MRI, Syndergaard will be placed on the 60-Day Mentally Disabled list.

Welp, it’s a good thing the Wizards got out to such an insurmountable lead! It would be a shame if that lead disappeared early in the second quarter...

It must suck going through life as a joyless fuck but you can eat off of your couch, so you got that going for ya.

If we are talking about ditching things with no real value that are only a waste of effort and resources, why the fuck are you on a sports/joke site when there is world saving to do?

The first round of the 2016 draft had 8.3 million viewers – more than all but 1 NHL playoff game (Bruins v Canucks game 7).

We spend all these years fighting African Pirates, and now we’re supposed to celebrate them?

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

Great name, Evanrude Johnson.

Do you think children name themselves?

This joke would work if his name was Dwayne.

I wonder how many of those people that did actual research and reporting they could’ve kept had they cut Stephen A. Smith. That guy represents everything that’s bad about the current iteration of ESPN. Hopefully the cuts run at least one name deeper.

Yep, 34 white people laid off and 4 blacks. That seems to be a pattern.

They won’t let her or the SC at 6 duo go because of the current racism/sexism climate despite the fact that they are all horrible.

“anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?”

I say this as a POC...SC6 is absolute garbage. Props to them for getting a prime spot and a lot of advert backing to do it....but it is awful.

Bandicoot is most definitely Steven Adams.

Get rid of Mendoza on SNB. Adds nothing. Bag the horrible SC6 show and send those two packing.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.