That Mitch Hedberg joke about Pringles starting as a tennis ball factory proved awful prescient.

“You’re right. We will not defend Tom Brady.” - Atlanta Falcons

God, Canadians are so weird. Who flushes a urinal?

It’s almost as if it’s a terrible idea to put 70-year-old sexual harassers in positions of power, or something.

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

I think it’s appropriate that Andy Murray is clumped in with the women here.

... or was he?

no one has ever died from a cannabis overdose. in the history of the world. not a single person has been killed by cannabis. your fear-mongering is boring and inaccurate.

Irony.

Glad you don’t have to run into him anymore.

While it still doesn’t justify hitting them, women that spit on and/or hit men because they know any non-piece of shit WON’T hit them are total fucking assholes...

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

That does nothing to address the fact that I have the right the heckle players as long as it is not obscene. They are working and do not have the right to respond in the same manner.

Counterpoint:

Pointing out that your own joke isn’t funny doesn’t magically make it funny.

Congratulations. You have managed to embarrass yourself and insult millions of people in one go.

“E” sports are not sports, just so we’re clear. Offhand, I cannot think of a more useless, more pointless way to live, or try to make a living. The empty absurdity of the entire scene, en masse, is breathtaking. Anyone with any insight at all can only gape.

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