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Dr. Rosenpenis
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Well Keith Law, I guess I’ll see you in hell...first round of drinks on me!

It depends whether the drone is male or female.

The vast majority of Cubs fans are long over Bartman. And the Cubs have reached out to invite him to Wrigley as a guest of the team, but he declined.

Speaking of Luger’s, more press should have been given to the interview with his former butler, who casually revealed that Trump eats his steaks well done.

While my girlfriend sleeps, I will masturbate into a condom and NOT put it in my pocket for later disposal, as I am not a famous athlete.

“Look at him drop down lighting fast to make the CATCH here” is the more apt description.

Not sure who told you that Jewel got rid of the self checks due to rampant produce fraud, but as someone who spent almost 8 years in management with them, I can tell you that’s not the case.

“I tackled a loafer at work today.”

Easily on my top 10 list, probably top 5, but gun to my head, I’d have to pick “Last Exit to Springfield” for the top spot.

Toss up between Hank Scorpio (Albert Brooks) and Mr. Bergstrom (Dustin Hoffman) for the greatest one-off Simpsons character ever.

I’m guessing in the same postseason series. Possibly in the same postseason....but even though that’s unlikely, I feel that must have happened in the last 90 years.

The AL can keep their DH’s.

On 2 days rest? No.

Are you really 47? Because you sound like a typical mid 20s millennial. Maybe they can adopt you?

All these posts are hilarious. “Omg I quit watching football cold turkey, I can’t believe what it’s like to have my Sundays back!”

I am a Cubs fan and I had to Google “Sperrys.”

Ah yes, the GangDongers.

You seem to be operating under the assumption that the clock would keep running after taking a knee on 4th down. That assumption is incorrect.

It was 4th down so they were getting the ball back either way. With a little more time left, Wisconsin would have gotten another chance. If he would have dropped it, they would have taken over well in field goal range. Then you run 3 times and kick a 25 yard field goal to make it a two possession game with under a

It all worked out, but if there had been another 10 or 20 seconds on the clock, the heads up play would have been to bat it down. The pick worsened their field position by 30 or so yards.