Now, I love the new Tomb Raider, but I really wish they would put out a patch with a fix for her hair being in her face all the time. I appreciate what they were trying to do, but in the cutscenes it's so distracting. It's like a hyperactive toddler in the shape of a ponytail mullet. Calm down!

“To infinity, Ad Victorium!!"

And unflattering picture. ....to Jezebel.com.

Hahaha, yes! Thank you!

OMG Look at that squishy face! I must ruffle his ears!

I wonder if the overhead sound system plays Duck Sauce’s song “Barbara Streisand" on a loop......

Amazing! Thanks for indulging my curiosity. I’ve always had a fascination with spirits but never had an interaction with one. I don’t want to meet any angry ones. I have a close friend who dated a guy while we were in high school whose house was haunted by a harmless spirit, but nothing happened when I was there with…

What would happen if you thanked her for watching out for you guys? Do you think she would do something...kind(?) Like not unpleasant, like a nice message or teach the dog a new trick? :-)

Wow. She sounds really cool. I wonder if you could help her with her experiments to see what she can move/lift? Maybe she’s just looking for something to do?

“I hope you enjoyed yourself, Steven, while you were BURNING IN HELL!!!”

Since Taiwan is under the jurisdiction of the People’s Republic of China, her actions make a lot more sense. Maybe it was an effort to save her child or maybe she planned to give it up for adoption in the US once she landed. Her actions seem really desperate.

I could watch this all day.

“Gaaaaaaary!” - said with a Scottish accent

You always have the greatest posts. :-)

These places are more of a curiosity to me, but that would be really cool.

So did she just open the Twilight document file and find/replace on the names and cash in?

Easy. “The scar is from a traumatic car accident that I do not feel comfortable talking about. Please stop asking me about it.”

Of course they do! It’s the biggest supply of untainted virgins!

The problem is porn. These guys watch porn and think they are entitled to porn star looking women with the logic: “If that guy can hit that, then I should too. They didn’t even have to do any work like talk to her, that chick just went up to him and (insert random sex act here)!” ...pardon the pun.

Ooh! Or be forced to babysit a small girl throwing a tantrum in perpetuity because you can only find only one of the Barbie shoes for the outfit out of a toy bin full of Barbie clothes.