It is not the fault of the Subway corporation that she married him.

I consider myself a freelance brand ambassador for the combination of bong rips and pots of strong black coffee.

Right?

Jesus christ. That makes this look almost like an understandable mixup.

You dump him.

The Trump morons don’t seem to get they’re outnumbered and “taking power” would end probably like it did for the Bundy Militia.....or the Branch Davidians.

That’s the thing that kills me - there are people I like that support him (I can’t even type his name). It’s hard to come to any other conclusion isn’t it? It’s not like any other election. It really is a referendum on being a decent person. Shite.

Whenever I’m reminded of Trump’s habit of suing (or threatening to sue) anyone he’s angry with, I think of Lina Lamont: “I...can...SYEW.”

Tim Kaine would probably not let you keep change if you find it. You first have to ask around and see if the person who lost it is still in the area.

Joe Biden was scheduled to come out to our highway construction project 2 years ago (job creation in Texas thing) and the sheer number of grown people who heard the announcement in the meeting immediately shouted out in glee, “UNCLE JOE!!!” was fantastic. Picture big, burly construction folks, us nerdy engineers,…

I’m 100% certain Tarantino made From Dusk Til Dawn so he could drink of Salma’s foot

Let’s get this doc underway...

there were a lot of awkward, academically underperforming girls who found that book comforting.

I still remember reading this line, ohmygod, 35 years ago:

Trash, the whole family.

Yes, it’s ok to me. Being the product of an unplanned pregnancy is not inherently negative and it doesn’t mean your parents don’t love you.

YUP #thanksnuvaring!