If you plan to breastfeed Boppy will be your favorite word. A nice snug chair, Boppy in your lap, fingers laced together on the baby’s back, you can sleep while they eat.

Voting methods are not standardized for the country. I have voted on an ancient metal thing with levers and a curtain in Pennsylvania. I have voted on a paper ballot in Missouri. In Nevada, we have touch screen machines.

Well have all critiques you like, but the fact of the matter is that you live in actual America, not theoretical America, or ideal America, or best case scenario America and the third party candidates are either crazy or incompetent. So are you a dumpster fire supporting bigot or will you vote for the only candidate…

Damn. I got my dog from a rescue that flat out lied to me about her just to get her homed. She is my other half but I never would have agreed to an 8 week old terrier due to hit 50lbs. The kitten I got from them two years later (limited options for rescues in this town) was perfect though.

No, that’s you misunderstanding what a cervix is just generally.

Um, that’s not how the cervix works.

A nurse once “sure kid”’d me when I said I had strep and wrote down sore throat. Then she looked. And flinched. Those suckers damn near touch when I’m healthy. When I’m sick? Ping pong balls.

18 years old. There is a bad smell and gross brown stuff leaking out of my vagina. I delve in there and feel what seems like a piece of a tampon but I can’t quite reach it. Go to the ER, terrified of TSS. The doctor takes a peek, confirms my assessment. I am a wave of shame and apologies. He laughed, picked up some…

No no, stemless is best. Far less risk of spilling after half a bottle.

Yeah I am totally here for New Zealand whites with twist off caps. Of course, I’ll also use Arbor Mist as a vodka mixer.

Back in vanilla WoW I was accused of trading nudes for Bloodfang pants. Lost my guild. Had to transfer servers as we were on one of the smaller ones. It sounds dumb but it really hurt at the time.

This, with this context, has now made it into my top 2 gifs ever. Fantastic.

Is it any crazier than what is already happening? A year ago, I would have laughed.......it was a simpler time. Now? Sure, that seems as likely as the republican running for president being A. Donald Trump, B. Openly craving incest, C. Bragging about assaulting people. Bring on the conspiracy theories is what I say!

He’s looking good all trimmed and shaved.

Kendra competed on Worst Cooks, and while I have always liked her for no reason, I had an epiphany about her when she was the show. Her whole life, I think everyone has told her that her only value is in her looks and sexuality. When early on she made a meal that was good, and she was praised for her ability, she…

Thanks for ensuring that by not actually saying anything you are encouraging this nonsense. Here’s your cookie.

Fuck your tone policing and fuck this incompetent jackass.

Yeah, I have said that the only reason I never went full on bulimic is that there are few things I hate more than I hate puking.mcomes put my nose and everything. Ha ha. :(

Maybe you are somewhere on the asexual spectrum. That is a HUGE umbrella. And covers enjoying yourself, but not others.

For the tampon thing, if they haven’t absorbed enough they can be painful and difficult to remove. Maybe try a small one with a panty liner and leave it in there a good long time. I’ve been tamponing for 25 years and I still misjudge sometimes, but the discomfort lessens and is so much less scary when you know the…