And by “being led around by the nose by” you meant “actively collaborating with”

I also think after Giuliani is dead (whenever that is), we will discover he had a severely damaged brain. He has always been an attention whore but its really hard for me *not* to attribute his behavior in the past 4-5 years to some form of dementia.

I think you are right, but I also have a feeling the floodgates will open shortly after he is out of office and we will be confronted by extensive, not even very well hidden evidence of crimes that can’t be ignored.

Fingers crossed he didn’t inherit the sociopathy 

DUMB SLUTS, AMIRITE? Vote Republican just not this guy!

This is a great story. Something very similar happened to me recently - I moved into a new place with a big walnut tree out front. I kept hearing strange knocking noises that freaked me out, until I realized there were squirrels in the tree throwing walnuts onto my roof.

I just wish the moderators would do the “Thank you Mr Pence” thing two times MAX and then just continue talking and posing the next question to the other candidate.

The problem is, how do you make this illegal? (And what do you mean by “back to being illegal”?) Unless you’re talking about outright assault, causing someone to feel briefly uncomfortable is hard to make into a crime, even if those brief moments of discomfort pile up on top of one another and contribute to life-long…

Celebrities indulge their narcissism even more so than usual to encourage voters to blah blah blah

NO he needs to live because he needs to lose the election. Can you imagine if the god-king dies two weeks before the election that was to cement him in our hearts forever?

I am actually starting to calm down a little bit. I don’t think he actually wants to precipitate a civil war. I think he MAY even be savvy enough to realize he doesn’t actually have the support of the military especially if he loses, and only the craziest of his followers (and yes there are many many thousands of them…

I honestly do not have a good enough talent for florid descriptive prose to accurately describe the worst place I’ve ever peed. Suffice it to say, it was a public restroom at the boardwalk in New Jersey at about 10pm on a Saturday night. I was desperate, there was literally nowhere else to go, and naturally I was on a…

Late means “I should probably be in bed” or “It’s almost time for me to be in bed.” As a 37 year old, 10pm is late. 9pm is still early.

I am baffled by people who even hint that they want him to die anytime soon.

I am not super happy about this. The original is a classic and it’s only 30 years old ffs. We don’t need a remake just because someone wanted to design more ostentatious sets and costumes and insert dumb special effects. Anjelica Huston is a treasure, why would you want to compare your regional theater-ass performing t…

Do you think she’s popular enough (in the right way) among senate democrats to pull that off? I thought you wanted a majority leader who was your biggest asshole attack dog, not necessarily your most elevated thinker

I was a writing tutor for a while in grad school. I am no Doctor of Education, but at least when it comes to non-hard-science/math subjects, it strikes me that teaching students to think and write on their feet and put together coherent arguments with the tools at their disposal is SO MUCH MORE VALUABLE than whatever…

Sen. Robert Bryd

He also referred to Elizabeth Warren as “Pocahontas” AGAIN and that also has slipped past most people’s radars

I dunno, laying off the bottom half of their workforce seems like it’s all the same thing to the people who run the company