Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.

Lars Eller is the first Dane to win the Stanley Cup. He pointed out to the Bruins bench that the Capitol One Arena nee Verizon Center nee MCI Center, was “Aarhaus”, but Marchand wasn’t Copenhaven any of it, took great Odense, and nearly Roskilde him. 

That really turned the momentum around. Boston scored just as much in the last six minutes after the fight as they did in the 54 before it.

I think my wife said it best upon first laying eyes on Gritty: “That looks like an overweight, 40-year-old, just out of rehab version of a Sesame Street character.” We both really like Gritty.

Pretty sure Gritty has been selling grilled cheese in the parking lot before Phish shows for years.

He looks so full of life, and pcp

Does this bandanna make me look fat?

“Upon investigation into his receiving a free purple bandanna, Dubs II has been ruled ineligible to participate in football activities.” - NCAA

“Simple sayings can’t be taken for granite. Still, he must be so in bear assed.” - Emmitt Smith

Michael Scott’s head just exploded.

On the bright side, no one there will have to stream it personally.

They can just watch our desktops remotely.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

Go Falcons.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

To be sure, this is the wettest winter in a decade, and unless you’re right by the coast (where the fog may not burn off at all the entire day) it’s pretty much nine straight months of sunshine. That can mess with your head if you’ve recently come from a place with somewhat more variable weather, like Unitas did.…