I fully expect the excuse that "There wouldn't need to be a repeal of Obamacare if there wasn't Obamacare in the first place!" will become a commonplace defense for the piece of shit senate bill once it gets passed.

I expect Trump to contradict this statement by 1 p.m. EST on Sunday, and reveal he has tapes but he lost them, and even if he had them, they wouldn't be very interesting, at least that's what he's read on the MSM.

I believe they'll know when the "Queen is OK" alarm system stops emitting the nationwide, ear-piercing screech every 3 seconds.

I am not sure if you are being sarcastic or not, but I, in no uncertain terms, fucking loved Quiznos. I used to work in Pasadena, and my favorite thing about that job was the fact there was a Quizno's like a mile away.

I mean, the halloween Madea movie is like a crossover, since watching it is like torture!

"Dear god we're desperate for entertainment."

The blue man group sure could use a trim.

I adore my locally-sourced restaurants, like the neighborhood Burger King.

Arby's is my go-to when I'm feeling "fast casual."

IT'S. NOT. A. FUCKING. GAME.

He's a jazz pianist who falls for a girl who turns out to be a replicant who dreams of electric sheep.

As seen on tour with I. Ron Butterfly

I mean, have you been to the moon lately? Rapidly growing economy, thriving tourist trade, three kinds of cheese. Don't let the outdated depictions in Hollywood paint your perception of our friendly neighbor. It's a land of opportunity.

Buenos Aries was a hoax to impose restrictions on the free movement of 15-foot-tall murder bugs!

Using our first discovered planet and habitation of said planet as a case study doesn't inspire confidence.

Note to self: practice falsetto voice

DMV DMVs are known for their impeccable cleanliness and responsive nursing staff.

The fact that I will buy the new Assassin's Creed.

Same, never was too into Dragonball, but it seems like a franchise that Arc System Works is tailor made to adapt into a fighting game. Also, stripping away the wonky (at best) full 3D and flying mechanics seems like the right idea for streamlining a DBZ fighter. Smart decisions all around, I'll keep an eye on it.

I'm really digging the title theme "Solitude" from Tekken 7. It's a departure from Tekken's generally aggressive-techno-dub (I don't know how to describe the genres of music) with a surprisingly gentle piano melody being the central focus. It's quite calming yet it has elements of that techno-edge after a while.…