"Miniature American flags for some" is truly the greatest campaign promise.

And then the trash digging began.

Look, I'm not saying I disagree with you, but I really don't think now is the time to have a debate about whether or not now is the time for a debate on guns.

AV Club users: Could you please just listen to our concerns?
[AV Club douses AV Club users in gasoline, flicks lit match, turns and walks away from conflagration in slow motion]

It's one way to get literature to 'stick with you.'

The woman eating "Infinite Jest" has already committed to eating the entire works of Shakespeare, Chaucer and Proust in support of his legacy.

"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. You see, because they're stupid as shit. Essentially: if you bet that the average American was an idiot, you'd always win that bet. Get it? You stupid fuck. Goddammit."

The 80s Cosmos still has a vice-like grip on that audience.

It came as little surprise that Secretary WK, after expanding the national annual partying budget by nearly 875% during his first week in office, saw his approval ratings tank as he was continually forced to borrow greater partying reserves from foreign entities, primarily Ibiza and Rio De Janeiro.

Virtua Fighter has always had the best hit sound effects. I know people say they're cheesy like an old kung-fu movie, but man, they just have the most satisfying crunch of any fighting game I've ever played.

"TAIGERR! TAIGERR! TAIGERR! TAIGERR-UPPERCUT!"

Babadook vs Baghul: the Battle Between the Big Beastly Baddies

NO! Don't …open that …door!

I'm clamoring for more Ray-Man. Not sure why Ubisoft keeps misconstruing that as rabbids.

"Luigi and Peach, stack up on-a me! Clear and breach! Wahoo!"

Still on that Tekken 7 status.

No, no, skip past this. In fact never play this again.

There's been a breakthrough in commenting technology. Instant comments! They get upvotes before the comment is even finished!

It only matters how tall you are on the inside. And on the inside dear Trumpy is not tall enough to even see over the counter at a KFC.

The A.V. Club