I'd enjoy McCain's examination of Trump if only for the ridiculous word salads that would be exchanged.

Especially considering perjury would based on the words the president says, and the GOP have collectively twisted themselves into the most geometrically complex pretzel known to theoretical mathematics to justify EVERYTHING he says.

No doubt he'd be almost instantly guilty of perjury if he did testify under oath. Too bad committing perjury is okay to the GOP if you're still "new" and getting used to the whole being president thing, like obstructing justice or enriching yourself through your public office.

At least it's better than his failed Honey I Shrunk the Kids reboot: Honey, I think My Step-dad Wants to Fuck my Wife!

[Carl's Jr. test kitchen staff furiously takes notes]

Hopefully Trump sticks his hands into a nuclear reactor hoping to enlarge them.

"You mean there's some guy on national TV who thinks he can drop racial slurs?"

"Let's be real, who hasn't attempted to shift something in their favor? Some people just put extra business cards in the fishbowl at the local Mexican restaurant, some people collude with a foreign power who we've had decades of hostile relations with to undermine the infrastructure of our democracy."

"Remember how Obama shoved anti-bills of attainder legislation down the country's throats in aught-eleven!?"

It's time to have a cardiac episode.

Pro. C'mon man, don't tell me you haven't seen the dunkin donuts guy bellowing at meetings "You can have my donuts when you pry them from my chunky, sugar-encrusted hands!"

He just read "cook book" as a call to action.

Man, I would have kicked ass at spelling as a kid if I could have received the words I was being asked to spell in text format.

I almost can't believe Tekken 7 is finally here on consoles. Going to be playing that almost exclusively for the next… chunk of time. It's always so exciting picking up a new fighting game, trying out the characters and figuring all that stuff out. It's going to be a good couple of days. Most interested in trying out…

In my experience most right-wing 'humor' is just cruelty + appeals to laughter.

That's the rationale when people start pouring the gin at noon.

No, no, no one's saying that. But I'm certainly thinking it loudly.

When asked about the upcoming 2020 election Putin responded "They have nice democratic institution in United States. Would be shame if anything happened to it…" He then then shot a smile to his associates who began chuckling to themselves, as the largest member of the group enthusiastically cracked his knuckles.

Without the U.S. adhering to the Paris agreement as a nation it's up to the individual citizen to do their part in recycling everything!

He's replaced them with lithium ion spheres. They don't produce sperm or testosterone but he can now plug them into the socket without getting shocked.