It's telling that even Rex fuckin' Tillerson was in favor of staying in the accord.
Groovitude
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Listen, I'm all for equality, just so long as it does nothing to effect straight white male hegemony.
It's like, dude, what the fuck have you accomplished?
See also: "I'm not a racist, but [irrefutably racist statement]"
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me for needing 8 orders of avocado toast when I go to brunch, but what else am I supposed to spend my paycheck on? Car payments?
That's why you're the speech writer and I'm the policy-talking guy!
Oh, you liberals call everything misogynistic! Next thing you know you'll be telling me it's wrong to slap female co-worker's buttocks.
Speaking as someone who might run for office one day: I hope my platform can be sustained by people bitching about superhero movies and/or the refutation of their bitching.
That's Hedley!
"Sir, we've taken Kathy Griffin into custody."
When I lived in Seattle someone in my apartment building named a network "Not the NSA." Then a couple days later a second network showed up called "Actually the NSA." I had some hip neighbors.
Well, to be fair their handle is @incospicuousguywearingsunglassesandlookingaroundconstantly
He had other expectations about a photo of a redhead holding his head.
Since he became the nominee I often described the whole situation like being in a real life Kurt Vonnegut novel. "The Populist in the Private Jet" even kinda sounds like a short story he'd write.
I knew I saw a redhead on the grassy knoll!
If there wasn't a non-zero chance that he would chase after me with a shovel or yard rake, I'd totally ding-dong-ditch him.
Well if men could get pregnant I'm not sure where else the baby's coming out from.
"Aw man, baby-chopping is so mainstream and corporate now. It's no longer dangerous."
I cannot recommend this story enough to people who haven't yet heard it: