Everyone knows true alpha males display their dominance by complaining on 4chan and Reddit about women not treating them "fairly."

Report: Breitbart Introduces New Editorial Standards, Headlines to be Unbroken String of Racial Epithets Only

The Ben Carson painting will arrive in 3-6 weeks.

"FUCK IT!"

It should. The mise en scène is transcendent and truly evocative in the sequence where the American robot cuts the giant monster in fucking half with its arm-sword. Magnifique.

The owner of Literally Unbelievable better get ready.

Ah, yes, someone who didn't attend the Kevin Smith school of alternate endings.

Trump: Ivanka needs to tinkle? Here's my glass, sweetie!

Cougar moms weekend?

Let's just say I'm sorry… THAT PEOPLE FOUND OUT!

I could make this myself [if I had the ingredients, equipment, time, technique and motivation; at least one of which I clearly do not]!

I mean, she does work at Yale. And it's not like people can just buy their way into the Ivy Lea— oh.

I just tell them I went to "The school near the Charles."

AND my personal favorite ….. a complete over-saturation of…. ellipses…. and questions that are …. not questions ,,?

To be fair, there are probably a lot of very lucrative book deals to be made for people on the inside during the last days of his administration.

"And when you're a man they let you do it. You can do anything, reveal secrets to Russians."
[Billy Bush laughing]

The problem is the left doesn't listen to the concerns of ancient 50-foot-high tentacled, razor-teethed evil demi-Gods whose gaze drives all insane.

"The president has the right to attempt to obstruct justice to cover up potentially illegal dealings with a foreign entity." - Paul Ryan, when asked to comment.

It's been said before, but holy shit, the state of this administration that the guy nicknamed "Mad Dog" is the sanest person in the room.

"So what? So let's obstruct justice!"