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Our daughter requires orthodontic cases!

“It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do
you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like
when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, "How am I supposed to explain to my children that two men are getting married?… I dunno.It's your shitty kid. You fuckin' tell 'em. Why is that…

See also: their unabashed support of their "tough guy" president, who in 90% of his public statements cries about how "unfair" the press, the congress and the courts are to him by relaying his own publicly made statements back at him.

Hey, on the bright side, 24 years from now we can find this article again and octuple sigh.

While not making me physically ill, I still remember vividly feeling drops in my stomach during The Second Renaissance episodes of the Animatrix. Especially Part II.

I finally went and purchased a PS4, which should be arriving this afternoon. My inaugural game: Bloodborne. I'm so stoked to play it, especially since I randomly looked up the soundtrack just after it was released and instantly fell in love with it, so it will be awesome to hear the boss tracks just before I die…

"…and lastly it appears to be some kind of cracker."

We tarantula enthusiasts are a strange and very dedicated bunch.

Sell the rights to the WWE and put it on Pay-per-view. It'll smash the record buy-rates by millions!

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The thumbnail of the header image made me think it was a Canadian goose sinking into quicksand, and I thought "not so tough now, are you, ya bastard?"

I heard Neil deGrasse Tyson went into a restaurant, and ate all the food in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant because he collapsed into a singularity with so strong a gravitational force that even light could not escape it.

But in this context all we can get is store credit towards another establishment Republican.

To be fair to Trump, he did coin the phrase "I'll be dating you in 10 years," when talking to a goddamn 12-year-old. So he's got that going for him.

"Kenyesian? What does Obama's nationality have to do with money?"

"…and so the great War on Christmas ended. The war claimed many red Starbucks cups, countless awkward pleasantry exchanges at registers, and the life of one horrible U.S. president."

I mean, there's an element of physicality to golf… but something tells me Trump doesn't even retrieve his balls. Not that he's seen any of them in several decades. HAIYOOOOOO!

I guarantee he thinks Italians are saying "chow," not "ciao," probably, he reasons, because they like eating so much.

I've no love lost for Comey, but all signs point to him being an actual maverick who does what he thinks is "right," or at least what will be perceived as "right." Insultingly firing the FBI Director who is investigating you is a terrible move, especially when he's acted against both sides who have employed him. I…