"C'est la vie. Have you heard that before?"
"Yes."
"Really? I just thought it up, and I don't think those words actually mean anything, but they sound good. Really good. People tell me they sound good."

Ah, yes. But here in California we normally just abbreviate it to "IFHYSMMSHAITFTFAATSYCYFMSRBYAD."

They're about as useful as a screen door on a BATTLESHIP!

The Rock proposed an amendment to the security council charter whereby a member country can only use their veto if they manage to climb a ladder and secure the formal paperwork, which is suspended about 20 feet above the council's floor.

Trump is just building himself as the ultimate heel.

I also found his take on international military policy refreshing, especially his seemingly heartfelt pledge not to "layeth the smacketh down" on other nations until the UN has conclusively rated them as a "roody-poo candy ass."

Incidentally the president shouting "It doesn't matter what you want!" is going to be one of the precedents set by this administration.

The first presidential debate will be held at Hofstra University. The second will be held at the University of Virginia. The third will take place… in the most devious device known to man!… HELL! IN A CELL!

Rock and Sock connection 2020.

"Finally… The Pres has come back to…. The Capitol building!!!"
[congress pops]

I'd settle for an "I knew you'd say that," within the first act. But yeah, after that, I got no patience.

Doubting the capabilities of a Judge in a public forum. Sentence: 6 months in an isocube. How do you plead?

"Look, how abstract are you gonna get in here?"
"Blue."

"I don't know if you know this or not, but I consider you my best friend. You may be looking at it a different way, but… I'm just gonna wait over here."

The episodes with Steven Wright are some of my absolute favorite bits of comedy.

I can't honestly decide if I enjoyed Ben and Dr.Katz' back-and-forth or Ben and Laura's more. I remember one time Ben and Laura were discussing boat names:

Katz: Jews are obliged to bury their dead very quickly.
Ben: I know Dad, I'm Jewish.
Katz: Yeah, but I remember you threw out the manual.

Give Putin the Ole' Bertuzzi special!

You only saw "Trump" and "incontinence" once? Xanderpuss must be slacking on his duties…

#FireSeptonSwearengen