"Of course a DEMOCRA(P) would say that the sky is BLUE!! Doesnt matter if they control the sky, we still won the electrical college!"
-Reposted Washington Times Commentor

"I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right—"
*Is shot to death*

While the [alcoholic white supremacist] to my right's convinced that every woman's a [devil]
But he bothers me time and again
To set him up with my very best friends and I say, "What?!"
Says he doesn't restate but he will not shut up!

I'm sure it will be addressed in "White Suit Guy: An Indiana Jones Story" currently slated for release in late Nov. 2031.

He sure as hell ain't man enough to feel the pain.

Is he phenomenal?

"We'll dig our way out!"
…
"No, no! Dig UP, stupid!"

Hell, just ask him general aptitude questions based on whatever the hell he's rambling about.

I know, it's such a shame. But would you rather have had a woman? And one who used a personal email server when in public office no less?

Granted it may be the one war that he wasn't alive for that he remembers because it's "The Great War." A Great war, tremendous war, and a war that is being recognized more and more, I notice.

That caught my eye, too. I mean I know the bar has been lowered so much so that even Hermes Conrad couldn't limbo under it , but Christ, he's already ahead of Dubya for dumb shit spouted.

Exactly. Make America great again! It's about you as the individual claiming everything with your own two hands!*

While Ghosts n' Goblins is dripping with charm and character, the sheer amount of failure is its biggest detriment. Before too long the hilarity of the boxer-wearing knight crumbling to bones gets frustrating, and then most damaging, tedious. To borrow the article's metaphor, it's like just watching the first puppy…

The Jedi lied, Clones (and robots) died!

"It's time for the jedi to end… exorbitant prices on used mattresses!" *cue upbeat jamboree music*

"Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"

Star Wars Episode VIII-2: The Last Runningback

I heard he is looking to move to Boulder.

*Slaps desk*
*Head is slammed into desk repeatedly*

Steve Bannon getting drenched in acidic waste? I'd buy that for a dollar!