I'm sure you don't.

The patriots cheated, brady lied, get over it.

It's hard not to look down when a woman is carrying a cat.

All of gawker media is becoming Jezebel light. Can Jezebel heavy be far behind?

But, but, all those players were unarmed!

Three missing texts...is that like Nixons gaps in the watergate tapes?

Brady's a fucking liar, I hope this keeps him out of the HOF.

Agreed, get rid of the punt, let teams take the ball on the 30 yard line instead of kickoffs.

Yea, what was up with those fucking boots.

At least bieber pulls his own weight.

You are now my favorite writer on gawker media.

Two questions. Why doesn’t deadspurge stick to sports and two, how much do you make writing these dick sucking marketing and PR pieces?

Somebody has to make the rent.

Maybe they can set up his next fight with Peter Dinklage.

Dog in the Park...an annual event until Dog Bite in the Park.

Are you aware you're doing this on gawker media and not a reddit AMA?

Uhhhh, okay.

Not following...