I’m no self-proclaimed cheese plate expert, but if you have three huge cheeses on your plate, shouldn’t you have more than 8 crackers on the plate as well? And I’d put different types of crackers - sturdy ones for the sturdy cheese, and some plain options for those who don’t like nuts and seeds. And it’s COMpote, not c…

Good news! The clown comment brigade that Splinter inherited can go back to complaining about Gawker!

How about when Stassi’s mom told Kristin “Professional stalker nut job” Doute that she hoped Stassi would become “half the woman she is”?

I understand Stassi so much better after seeing her mom in action. Holy. Shit. Also, I swooned so hard for Beau. I agree with Stassi’s mom that Beau is a good guy, but that’s the beginning and the end of me sharing anything with her. And fuck Kristen (and Katie) for how they treated Stassi when her mom pulled that…

Hard agree. Hailey’s face strongly suggests she has never had a complete thought in her life, and Bieber looks like the guy who thinks he’s going to “clean up” as a contractor, even though he’s never held a power tool in his life. I feel dumber every time I see these two.

PUHLEASE! Stop making me look at these scabby HBB and JB photos from SUMMER! They have been used as lead pics for Dirtbag and other posts TOO MANY TIMES to count. Why are these two the lead story requiring a photo all the time when there is nothing new to say about them? Recycled stories and boring, lazy use of ugly…

She’s in rehab. She was high af on her last show.

Prove he is a serious actor??? The dude has been killing the game since like 1990. Everyone should read this article which is the correct take on Jake G: https://www.theverge.com/2016/11/25/13707940/nocturnal-animals-jake-gyllenhaal-oscar-career-weird?fbclid=IwAR1UDORxkS0FDsh9QJ_bq-VrBRA0zoeaVc54olV8P9QBN0fvcnkQL0lPVMo

This is looks fucking awesome. What’s with the tone? All the art is coming to life and killing someone and you have a problem with the monkeys? That’s a strange thing to pick. I’m not sure I’m getting the joke here? Anyway thanks for bringing it to my attention, can’t wait to watch it. Nightcrawler was fantastically…

JG is a phenomenal, and yes, a “Serious Actor.”  I’m so confused by your implication that he’s not.  Truly confused   

Is this another attempt by Gyllenhaal to prove he’s a Serious Actor

“Is this another attempt by Gyllenhaal to prove he’s a Serious Actor?”

Dan Gilroy + Jake Gyllenhaal + Rene Russo?

Richest man on the planet divorces age-appropriate wife and is dating a new age-appropriate woman. What??

Always interested in David Ellison and Skydance and how way different it is than the major independent hollywood production company run by David’s sister and Oracle CEO Larry Ellison’s other child - Megan Ellison. They both got, reportedly, a billion from dad and decided to slowly lose it making movies for the next…

Never a bad time to remind the young ‘uns on the board about the transgressive hilarity of The Golden Girls:

You know how racist cherry’s do what?

Now now, this was before Billy Bush realized that his DAUGHTERS are PEOPLE

I click on things like this hoping for more insightful content then just “this is terrible and we should stop looking at it” and I don’t know why I haven’t learned my lesson yet...