Oh, my sweet summer child. Here’s a blast from the past from our long-departed Gawker...

Someone saw Bob’s Burgers this past weekend and needed an idea for an article, eh?

I would say she can do better

Not sure how making sure something has been tested on animals first will make you any less allergic to tea tree oil. I like essential oils, and they ARE natural, no need for scare quotes. And like everyone else has said natural doesn’t equal harmless and mlm shills can eat shit. I do wish the FDA would crack down on…

I’m here for all these 90s crime stories. Being a kid back then I wasn’t looking at these events deeply or critically, and despite having smart, involved parents, I know I just accepted the media narratives: Hillary should let her husband be president, haha a pube on a Coke can!, she cut off his thing???, Nancy is a…

Because RuPaul is has misogynistic streak, in that Gen X, gay dude way. Like, the show is fun, and in general, he’s done a lot more good than bad for the world, but it’s definitely there.

She’s redeemed herself since that time and this additional apology which was direct was a great thing to do out in the open.

I think it’s just a combination of aging, different hair, spray tan and the fact that the photo has just been airbrushed to hell (no one is that poreless close up, no matter what kind of work they’ve had done). His features are all the same as they were 15 years, so I doubt he’s had anything but Botox.

I used to have to wake up at 3:15 a.m. for work and had a stall shower with a seat in it, which I would routinely sit down on and then fall asleep, only to be woken up when the water started to turn cold. One year I resolved to stop falling asleep in the shower. I don’t remember how long it lasted--a couple of weeks I…

Other than these two all the other main characters are POC 

I mean basically - it’s a set for a very particular brand of products. My friend is shooting a super low budget movie set in 70's and found this shithole hotel that is purposely kept frozen in time in 1972, such that at this point the owners make most of their money by letting people film there (for a fee). There is…

No shade to Sophia Grace for growing up & walking her own path...but

where’s the other girl who isn’t this girl

You know, I’ve eaten at Chipotle often and never have gotten sick!!  I really like it (I know this will not be a popular take)!  Is it the beans that are making people sick?  I never eat beans (don’t like the texture) so maybe that’s why I don’t get sick?

“Dirt Bag” is just the name for their twice-daily celebrity news/gossip post and not a judgement of any kind.  It does confuse a lot of people, though. 

how many ‘now I know what I *really* want from a marriage’ marriages do you think she’ll have

AGREE. Currently engaged and saying “fiance” sounds like you’re trying to get people to ask about your wedding. Which is my nightmare.

If I’m not mistaken, Taylor Swift was rejected by the major labels at first and her dad basically funded what was a quasi-independent label in order for her to release her music. I think there were also rumors of payola involved? I’m not sure what is exactly true, either way, Taylor Switf is an outlier b/c country…

I don’t doubt JLD’s confidence, but Elaine usually shoved the guys out of elated astonishment when she receives good news, not being tired of their shit or something.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus can stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot someone and I would still vote for her. She can do no wrong.