There’s a difference between “best” and “most.”

Drunk people hit on other people every day, in every bar, at every party. If she said no and he got physical or became an asshole, that’s something. If he was groping her, that’s something. But hitting on her when she wasn’t interested? That’s nothing. That’s a guy misreading the room. (And women can do it too. I…

Andy has done a lot more than that one SNL short. and that short was a character, btw.

If Ed had worn a tuxedo and Beyonce some streetwear, she would have been the bold empowered black chick who gives no fucks and he would have been the cringy tryhard. There’s no pleasing Jezebel, you know that.

Beard is a logical and usually helpful move to substitute for a jawline. But the way Ted is trimming the neck is not helping. He’s pulling a Bill Shine and emphasizing the bullfrog nature of his jowls by going too ambitious with his beard perimeter

This looks like a logical reaction to his aging process, like he’s no longer able to look in the mirror without seeing your neck doing what it’s been doing for years. No shade - I’d do the same if I were a beard-haver.

What’s with all the hate for Andy? He’s great and Brooklyn 99 is a treasure.

Somewhat related, but I always enjoy it waaaaaay too much when you’re at a concert right before it begins, and there’s some dipshit standing there talking on his phone, and the band starts playing and it’s loud and the audience cheers and then Mr. Dipshit gets that pissy, irritated look on his face because now he…

This just in: Babies don’t repair couples.

I know right ? Incredible, who knew ?

I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

I am mildly annoyed if I exit the shower and the toilet cover is open, because I will inevitably be flinging water around as I begin to towel off, which means water will get on the seat, which means the next time I sit on the toilet my thighs will get wet which will give me the feeling that I might have pee on my…

I get it. There isn’t enough room to keep all the stock inside the store. Plus, do you really want to drag all your new furniture on to a bus or the subway? For this market, this makes sense. New Yorkers, a little delayed gratification may be good for you. Your purchase is in a warehouse, quickly brought to your…

This seems to make sense for New York City, maybe?

That’s what insurance is for. What’s the point of having nice jewelry if you can’t enjoy it? I love jewelry, I have a few nice pieces, mostly handed down, and while it would suck to lose them or have them stolen, you can’t take it with you and I think nice things are meant to be enjoyed.

Disembodied sunglasses

To be fair, the, he did pull off the rotating set piece a whole lot better than Travis Scott did. 

Didn’t Jessica Simpson already do this???

In the summer I make sandwich pinwheels and like to use red lettuce for the color and texture. It is a pain in the behind washing. Nothing worse than serving guests gritty food!

I know, sexist and everything. But I’m still so partial to this 10CC song. It captures the 1970's so well for me.

“If Ari’s budget only allowed for one celebrity, she should have requested Lindsay/Cady; who cares about Aaron Samuels?”