Next year the View should come as The Talk and The Talk should come as The Real and Today should come as GM A and GMA should come as CBS This Morning and CBS This Morning should come as CNN. It's all so meta. 

I learned the hard way never to abbreviate “Time & Attendance” or “analysis.”  Probably the best e-mail I ever sent to the executive team.

“marriage p-surg” really fucked me up for a hot minute

Love IS Alive.

Wavin’ the fuckin’ gun around?!

I submit that any documentary about dogs is, by definition, a documentary about good dogs.  Fight me.  

I’m genuinely bothered by the fact that the Boomers got all their pop culture nostalgia in the form of new and compelling content like Quantum Leap, Forrest Gump, and the Wonder Years, whereas we’re forced to endure these hack remakes and reboots that pale in comparison to the originals.

They will spend hours in production meetings trying to top this

I feel like there’s no point to taking a kid that’s under 4 or 5 to Disney. It’s hot, it’s crowded, there’s so much walking, and a kid that’s a little older will get so much more out of the experience.

Claiming cultural appropriation in 2018 is no different than claiming it anytime. It’s bullshit. Unless it is done in a way that deliberately demeans, it’s perfectly normal to notice ways that people who are different from you do things and find appreciation for them and incorporate them into your own life. Every…

The Slot, the political blog of Gizmodo Media, is covering the story. Mits appearing as a “recent” and as a “you may also like” story on the left side of the  page

Jason convinces the shitty camp counselors that they’ve been forgotten and persecuted by coastal elites and the fake news media and gets elected president of the camp, then refuses to return the kids to their parents when camp is over. Meanwhile, Jason’s friends steal everything that isn’t tied down and blame the…

Congrats ryan today you are a man and your father is a shmuck.

Fam, I thought Bob Barker had already died an indeterminate amount of time ago, so this story was very confusing for me. But also, cool, I’m glad he’s still around at age 94 (!). 

I NEED to know if Taylor liked that instagram post. 

why would her lawyer tell her not to contact investigators and why wouldn’t her own lawyer contact them on her behalf? And shouldn’t her lawyer be following up on the investigation/know of timelines & deadlines? 

While their later work is not...great, Songs About Jane is an amazing album and I love it to this day. Plus, Adam Levine has a thing about him where I’m not sure I’ll ever be, “Eww, not sexy anymore.” Unlike, say, Jared Leto, who was a huge part of my teenage sexual fantasies.

I know I’m an old and who knows what chicks like today but I feel like there’s a pattern with young Hollywood/Jenner/Hadid/Baldwin/famous-for-being-famous girls going out with the UGLIEST guys. I don’t get it.

“He would even unclip my nursing bra for me and say, ‘Thank you, mommy,’ afterward.”

He also approved of it via his publicist or manager beforehand