This breakup is to Cosmo what the Taylor Swift Get Out the Vote tweet was to Jezebel!

I think Cosmopolitan is milking this break-up, just a touch.

My favorite story of the day, though, is that Joe Giudice is going to be deported to Italy!

Right? This sort of thing happens all the time, and it looks like new financing and production Co. have already been secured.

That’s a weird headline.

Just commenting to say, ‘hey, Will Friedle scored a spot on Dirt Bag, good for him!’. He just seems so gosh darn delightful!

While I’m sympathetic to her frustration, the job of a screenwriter is to reduce a complex life into 2 hours of entertainment with a coherent narrative arc. It’s a fictional film, not a documentary. No one actually wants to see the packing, traveling, and unglamorous day-to-day care taking unless it’s somehow…

The headline is obviously misleading. She was fired bc she basically told her new employer that she would be unable to go to work for the rest of her pregnancy. Working remotely isn’t always possible and it seems that was the case here. What were they supposed to do - continue to employ her while she was unable to…

I love Chelsea Peretti ever since her stand-up special and many appearances on Comedy Bang Bang. But now I feel kinda queasy that she posts all of these ultra-liberal comments on twitter, but has nothing to say about her billionaire brother’s war on unions.

I’m going to say it, Gina was my least liked part of the show. Her plotlines went nowhere and they always focused on the worst part of her which was her laying about doing fuck all at the office.

Nah, it’s a popular opinion.

Jesus. The senile old goat thought she said, “I’m not thinking, Mr. President,” when she actually said, “I’m not. Thank you, Mr. President.” As in, I’m not surprised that you picked me. What a fucking moron he is.

She is trash in fancy clothes. Can we please stop talking about her now? I swear to god, if a man was acting like this, Jezebel would’ve cancelled him already.

I’m so sorry I wanted to remind people that it is more than three, in additional to Lucy, Jackie and Aziz there was Kumail. I thought he should be counted.  I’m so sorry my comment is so upsetting to you. You seem sweet.

I guess you can read it how you want and it’s more fun to hate on Goop, but from the link she also said “I had postnatal depression, as you know, after my son. A doctor tried to put me on antidepressants and I thought, if I need them, then yes, I’ll come back to it.”

I thought this was a Jez joke article at first

That’s so true about the edit. But yeah... she still seemed obsesssssed. Like couldn’t let go of the fact that someone didn’t like her. I mean she’s used to people not liking her but usually they’re people she can just make fun of or views herself as better than, like Ramona. Clearly she is someone who is used to…

Bethenny is insufferable. Andy is wrong (and desperately clinging to his wrongness). And Carol is my kuhweeeeeeen.

Man, what it must be like to go into interviews and have people tell you over and over how much better than you your partner is, and how little you deserve what you have.  Like, my husband is in much better shape than me, but no one goes on and on about how lucky I am that he lets me touch him.  Because that is a…

Stickers on fruit need to fucking go.