I’m still really confused about the fact that John Oliver married a Republican who has been on Fox News advocating for Republican politicians.

How are you using the term “gaslight” there?

Probably not, but they are pretty decent eating. I hate myself for this turn of phrase, but they really do taste like chicken when breaded and fried.

You don’t know what the hair trends were during that time period on the planet Hala, or the effect of Kree/human experimentation on her hair.

How can you be surprised she’s returning.

I posted this elsewhere yesterday and am reposting today in the hope that someone will know the answer:

This. The actual data around this statistic is distorted by every bullshit “family values” organization. 2 parent households are more beneficial for very DUH reasons (2 incomes=more financial security, 2 loving parents is even better than 1 loving parent, modeling healthy relatiinships, etc.) But the practical…

He’s actually done a few cool indie-ish things. Good Time was very good. I was surprised when I came to the realization early in that movie that he actually did a really great job in it. Lost City of Z was solid too. He might even be *gasp* a decent actor.

In Manhattan, they can’t get a non-stale bagel?

I was absolutely riveted. 

“We can go out but you can’t tell anybody”.

Roughly around the start of Grade 7, my prior group of girlfriends formed a hive mind and baby me was no longer welcome. Making the best of it, I made some new friends, including the boy who’d just moved to my town. New group and I have an okay time, lots of laughs, and new boy Taylor is funny. Great. Spring rolls…

I’ve been excited for this film since it was announced because I’m 1) a massive Gaga fan and 2) the Judy version is one of my favorite films (and I’ve hate watched the Babs version a few times). But not even in my wildest gay fever dreams would I have expected these reviews and this type of Oscar buzz. Like at best I…

It’s as if he didn’t live through the sixties.

You told everyone you curled 100 pounds when you’re actually curling Padma Lakshmi crowning the new winner of Top Chef.

Time for “Law and Order: Internal Affairs”

Why do today’s rappers look like doodle bears? 

What exactly is a bluegrass state of mind?

Honestly, dude seems like a dumbass and I 100% think this was because of the meme and now he’s trying to backtrack in a really dumb way because he is a dumb person.

This has been exhausting. I used to think they were both lesbians. Once I learned one had the name Noah, I figured it was the lesbian in the knit hat; Lil Xan had to be the other one with the cute hair bob. Never made the Miley connection, and I’m only just now learning that they’re (?) heterosexuals of opposite…