nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

I think you mean this scene from Final Destination 3

The Bible is yuge, Jesus Christ was terrific, He made great, great deals for His people.

As a candy aficionado, I appreciate your passion, (perhaps misplaced). But, you’re wrong about candy corn. It’s the perfect “in between seasons” candy. Not thick and sumptuous like chocolate, which is best enjoyed during cooler months, yet not light and fruity like Sour Patch Kids, which should be reserved for warmer…

jet fuel can’t melt the memory of this song from my brain

I’m sorry, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around this. Who, after a long exercise session, goes “What does my taint look like right now?”

Wait, what? You don’t think Catherine has done anything wrong in this situation? Fuck your special day, Catherine, if you are defaulting on loans that you asked your aunt to cosign while asking for Kate Spade towels.

Kermit seems to have an anxiety disorder, but I think, mostly, he doesn’t want to let anyone/everyone down, and feels that as a heavy burden as he tries to produce these shows. Least of all, eh doesn’t want to let Piggy down (pre break up, of course), but because he can’t chill out, delegate, and focus effectively,…

1. Fall, 2. Summer, 3. Spring, 4. Winter

JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST ON A CRACKER.

so many of you guys like winter and now i’m questioning everything i’ve ever believed because how could you possibly think winter is not only good, but the best oh god

There is one training standard. The women who made it through went through the same shit as the men, so you can take your straw man and go home.

1.) The whole “theme” of the video is that it’s a what 30s/40s movie shoot. Unfortunately, that means black directors or film crew workers would have been non-existant anyway.

I mean, this person did seriously date an abusive mime, so ...

Keep trying, college kids! You’ll get this whole activism thing right one day. You really will (some of you, at least). Just remember, a thoughtful and informed position is #BAE. If you don’t have that, then it doesn’t matter that you got your story on Jezebel, you’re not doing your cause much good.

Ages and ages ago, it used to be a rule at Jez that comments like “who is X?” were deleted or ridiculed to death. Now it is a mainstay in some of the celeb-oriented articles. I am thinking you are right, but it is more of a ubiquitous thing now even with the olds to feign ignorance for internet cool points.

praying for exactly the opposite

I gotta say her Marilyn knockoff makeup is a lot better than her Anna Nicole knockoff makeup