Deadly lack of arch support on those things too.

1) She’s not white. It’s just Nicki isn’t that dark. And she doesn’t have a different face. It’s her face. The lighting maybe throwing you off. Because you can say many things about Madame Tussands’ wax figures but making out like they didn’t do their homework when creating their figures isn’t one of them. They are…

“to begin”? Hasn’t the backlash started already?

“Commuted” would be the proper verb in the context.

While the headline is totally truthful, it’s also somewhat misleading on an initial read. When I hear of prisoners being released, I think that means from prison all together. Sure, they were released from death row and put back into regular prison, but surely there’s a better phrasing for that?

Can you please stop calling it Whole Check? Please? That’s a Jezebel only joke and it’s terrible. PEople call it Whole Paycheck. Not Whole Check. Whole Check doesn’t even make sense and it makes me wince everytime I see it on this website.

What about the look Rachel gave Quinn when they were talking about Mary’s “suicide”? Positively murderous. And with the creators referencing Breaking Bad, I’m wondering if Rachel will actually go that far.

As a wise young Chicana once said, por que no ambos (why not both)?

you get TAB? I think it’s regional. We don’t get Fresca either!

I’ll worry when Coke decides to change the Diet Coke formula. Diet Pepsi tastes like gym socks and ass and the the Diet Pepsi with Splenda is even worse.

Diet coke 4eva

We’re all very impressed that you don't know the names of any reality show cast members. I'm also so pleased that you lowered yourself to come here and share that with us. Honored, really.

The reason 25 guys wanted to marry her is because they are the type of people who would go on The Bachelorette in the first place, and maybe if they win and get to marry her, they will continue to be on TV like as a guest host of The Chew or something.

I do not own a television.

my scrolling finger just dislocated.

This shit makes me oddly nostalgic for Silverchair, who are the clearly superior terrible teenage hottie Australian band!

Who knew Mexican prison cells were suites. Seriously. That cell is huge by N. American standards, isn't it? And a private shower?

Wow.

I think it was good idea to do it with the honor guard. Because all those, “It’s heritage” people can now shut up about it. Look, the flag got its “proper burial” and is now being housed in a museum where it belongs. It’s no longer part of modern times. It’s official, it’s history. The ceremony sealed the deal.

She’s obviously talented, but with so many young singers adopting this style (don’t know what to call it, but it’s the prodominant style on radio these days) she doesn’t sound unique. Taylor’s talent is more songwriting than singing, but when she comes on the radio, there is no mistaking her for anyone else. That’s…