This is my first time ever commenting, and let me preface this with: I love Jezebel, and I enjoy your writing Anna. I LOVE Jezebel- it is my home page, and I get it - the concept of sororities is generally kind of dated and whackadoodle.

Rush is a crazy time. I know because I went through it twice a year for four…

Holy crap! That GIF is amazeballs! Wherever did you find it?

Cool, thanks for the clarification.

Paul Newman is boneable even from my straight male perspective. Although, I'm disappointed to see Steve McQueen missing from either list as he's my all-time dead guy man crush.

Sure - Ray Rice's wife forgave him too. Bygones, amirite?

Yes! My friend was seriously considering one of these gowns to save money and I was like "girl look you need to look these people up because there is a hundred pics of terrible shit they've made online, they just steal the pics".

Yeah, seriously!!! Ahhh, a note to some gay men - just because you're gay doesn't make it more okay to touch someone, especially in private areas, without their consent. I had a friend a used to work with (retail) that used to piss me off all the time because he would slap my ass all the time and then would tell me to…

wow such sophisticated tastes

Look, Ms. Patton. I have a 17 month old. And if you know anything about toddlers this age, you know that some of them are.....well......biters. And I got me a biter. Oh yes.

Kitchenette's new tag line should be "GLUTEN... IT'S CARCASS FREE!"

Ooh boy I can't wait for the arguments people make trying to defend laundry detergent lady. SOME PEOPLE AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR HIGH-CLASS FANCY KITCHEN STORES AND SO MISTAKE THEM FOR TRADER JOE'S ALL THE TIME! MAYBE SHE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE WHERE COOKING OIL LOOKS LIKE OUR LAUNDRY DETERGENT! IT IS…

I rilly hope the mother is going to be the one to teach their daughter how to remove a tampon.

I wanted desperately to quit Brownies after, like, two meetings and my mom was like, "Are you kidding me? I just spent a fortune on that damn uniform. You're a Brownie till you grow out of it." And that's why I was in Girl Scouts for three years.

That explanation is minorly bullshit because Adams was the second lead character not Cooper. She was on screen longer than him and was nominated for a Best Actress to his Best Supporting Actor nomination. But that's hollywood women get less screen time even when they are the main character of a film, women get lower…

I personally never listened thinking that this actual existing case was going to be in any way solved by the end of the podcast or that we were ever going to have any sort of meaningful conclusion.

Our current screen names put us in a position of opposition. I wear the Santa Suit ironically, however, because I work in retail and it has taken the joy out of the season.

Demi is a pure treasure, totally adorable and naturally sparkly. She got me with this interview:

I have her entire collection. I am shameless.

I will say that women are much better at combining their binge drinking and binge watching. We all know girls who post stuff like "too cold to go out, looks like it's a "Scandal" and box wine kind of night!" on Facebook or Twitter, and everyone's like "LOL, you do you, girl!" or whatever. I feel like guys can only own…

SPOILER ALERT: One person calls it "Mail Kimp."

Yes, but did the medical examiner *watch the tape?* Because Jojofriends did! Also, googled "asthma attack," so really, how could you possibly be more prepared to weigh in on this matter than Jojofriends is?