What a bilious, unnecessarily belittling response to someone saying she came away knowing something she didn't know after watching a movie. She didn't claim to have become the Great White Goddess of Hair - she said she *learned something*. How awful of her.

Ursula's obviously the true feminist hero of that movie. She's one of the rare Disney women in any kind of leadership role. (Well, not that rare, but the only one in Disney's second golden age of The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, and The Lion King.) She's smart, she's talented, she's aggressive, she…

That was my take from it. I can't see Dr. Ruth saying something that flat out mean. Questionable yes, outright mean no.. I slight phrasing tweak, like phrasing it "Sad that Taylor Swift thinks she has only the tiniest chance..." would make a big difference.

This article is fucking awful. What the fuck happened to Jezebel. Who wants to read this shit? Does the author even know English?

Fewer words please. My god, tl;dr.

I tried my best but could not read anything. Calm the fuck down.

Please do not with Deacon.

"...she really hopes to help create jobs and give her fellow young people reasons to stay in West Virginia..."

Well, when teen pregnancies skyrocket because of her stance on birth control, that will probably cause them to end up stuck in West Virginia, so way to be proactive there, Bristol 2.0.

like the Carol Channing film did.

Lena Dunham released an official statement in response to allegations that she sexually abused her younger sister

"Transformations" is a very cool Youtube series featuring James St. James (reknown NYC clubkid of Party Monster fame) getting made up by the top drag queens today. Great insight into technique, materials, etc. Everything from full glamour to bizarre theatrics.

HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT ME??!!! LOOK AT ME?!!!?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Does no one watch Drag Race? Drawing on bigger lips is like... a thing, and has been way before Kylie came along and started experimenting with her lip pencil. Not to mention, YOU CAN SEE THE LINES OF HER REAL LIPS! Lol. I get that it's easy to pick on the Kardashians because the older three have definitely had…

Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.

I stopped reading this when you said that your favorite Hanson brother was Isaac. Isaac?! Are you fucking serious Mark?? Everyone knows the hotness order was Taylor, Zack, then Isaac. I feel like I don't even know you any more.

They look nothing alike.

I've heard the Giudices themselves pronounce it 3 different ways.

That's the whole point, I shouldn't have to choose. Humanity is diverse enough in its infinite combinations that it's possible to find both those with the ability and the diversity. If you believe otherwise, you're an essentialist, and your opinion is odious and needs to go back to the 19th century where it belongs.

I always look askance at these "I beat cancer and you can too!" pieces from celebrities. First, that's great that you beat it. Cancer is a bastard that can hit hard and fast and mercilessly. But a wealthy, high profile celebrity (and their immediate family) can easily get access to the latest, greatest treatments and…

Don't forget "never done anything like this before".