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So...she wants women to have jobs and financially support the family AND take care of all the traditional household duties? Shit somehow that's even worse than just expecting women to sit at home and cook and clean.

Peens are so emotional.

Wife and I were camping. On the first night things start getting hot and heavy in the tent. I was having serious difficulties getting the condom on in the dark so she turns on a 1500 lumen flashlight aimed square at my peen. Got the condom on no problem but then laughter erupts from the neighboring campsites. We

VODDDDDDDDDDKA! It's so versatile.

We would have run out of money eventually anyway.

Noooo, you stoners killed the party! Well, we all knew this couldn't last forever.

TEAM COCAINE AND CHAMPAGNE

That sounds horrible. Are you serious with this? The whole point of this article was to bitch about the unrealistic expectations people put on brides for their wedding, and this is what you come up with?

Are we in for this? Group watch party for the premiere? I bring the pizza and you bring the American flag.

Are you serious? LOTR fangirls and boys made up a HUGE portion of Lost's audience the first couple of seasons, which helped it become the phenomenon it did, and you are going to hate on Charlie? Charlie's whose painful sacrifice was one of the most poignant moments on this show? You actually rank him lower than #20

CHARLIE AT #39??!?!? ARE YOU JOKING.

I really dislike the cultural narrative of women aging gracefully. Maybe I want to age with wisdom, and share what I've learned with others. Maybe I want to age like a badass broad and be banging people like screen doors not at 40 or 50 when it's still acceptable to be sexy, but when I'm 70 or 80 and at the retirement

Cameron Diaz's performance looks AWFUL and until someone acknowledges the absence of Lily St. Regis and Rooster Hannigan, I am not excited by this at all.

Holy exposition, Batman! I guess they have to do that as a review, or for people who are seeing the film without seeing the show, but it all seemed fairly on the nose to me.

It's apparent that I'm going to have to fight the Mindy Kaling fight to the end, lest everyone give her a pass for... things she represents? Not funny, not interesting, and clearly kind of mean. (Novak is no better, despite what the Times may tell you. But at least he's not pushing his crazy unfunny meanness at you

For those that have never been to a Bruce show, you can literally request any song and there's a chance they'll play it. This is more of a comedic bit and isn't him legitimately attempting a cover. This is him making this happen on the spot.

I don't have to defend New Jersey, everyone else is just jealous of our ideal location and varied habitats. Beauty abounds, but that's OK, it's just all nasty industry here! Oh, BTW, stay off our beaches. kthxbai

That wasn't the plot of Philadelphia at all.

I know that all publicity is good publicity, but who thinks it a good idea to go on national TV knowing that you will have your ass handed back to you by America's leading journalist?