"Sad, male fetish fantasy of disembodied female who does his bidding"

"Bewildered and disenchanted" seems like a pretty close match to me.

I had no idea that there was all of this controversy about Soda Stream. I love my Soda Stream and now I feel conflicted about it. (Also, I quickly learned that their flavor pouches are terrible and you should never ever buy them. I either use the torani syrups for Italian sodas or I just do the fizzy water with lemon…

Say "a HJ" aloud, but don't say "handjob" — say the individual two letter one after the other.

For fuck's sake, this is like Lifetime saying that they made that Flowers in the Attic remake for the sparkling, golden dialogue.

I refuse to believe Selena would write 'U' and Justin would write 'you'.

And this:

Also, this:

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

I suspect the bigger key to the whole thing may be her comment about not wanting to be alone. (She doesn't want to be alone, she wants what her parents have, so she keeps trying, without realizing that likely, the first step is to be okay being alone. Because another person isn't going to fix whatever it is that's…

Best music news in a while. She's crazy talented. Must have sucked to be trapped by your own label. The mixtape she released last year was excellent, especially lead single, Andre:

Because the friend, will claim they are his to protect Beieber and will get paid handsomely for it. If someone is going to claim the drugs are theirs, I am not sure what the police can do to Beiber.

At best, every last bit if this endeavor is ridiculous...at worst, it's like waggling a giant middle finger at fate and yelling, "COME AT ME BRO."

CAPSpacular, I am gloriously large-chested. Even though I have been professionally fitted for bras several times, they still end up digging in my back fat and making my breasts extremely humid. I enjoy a good wiggle-waggle in the breeze.

Courting brown votes are we?

Um - the dick pic pointed to untreated mental illness & sexual harassment. Those things aren't trivial BS. They are real & serious issues, too.

I am going to be That Person.

My fave role of her is also the Dowager Countess, however, to me she is first and foremost the housekeeper in the movie version of The Secret Garden.

My lord. I can't tell you how many times these people pop up on my Facebook feed for how family oriented and Christian they are. Everyone in the Deep South just loooooves them. There are even life size cardboard cut outs at my local Walmart that you can have your picture taken with. I wish I made this shit up.